Please tell us they don't need foreskins...

[capt_buzzard]

We all know that the modern world is a wicked, sinful place. Gay Rights, women's rights and the ability to engage in horrid beastliness orgies with anyone of your choice is obviously immoral and against the Bible.

So best of luck to a group called Courtship Movement, which encourges its members to date along biblical lines.

According to one happy father,''When they got married, one of the things I kinda symbolically did with my son-in-laws, besides collecting all my daughter's credit cards, was, I kinda put her hand in his and said 'She's your baby now'...Your husband is your leader''.



That's all fine and dandy, although we can only assume that their non-believing neighbours will be hoping they don't go all the Biblical way, as recored by Samuel 18:27 "David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the King so that he might become King's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter in marriage.

[capt_buzzard]

Where are the Women gone?