Tailor-made condoms

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:41 pm

A Taiwanese company has introduced a new service allowing men to order tailor-made size condoms.

You have to read it to believe it

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:45 pm

That's G for GREAT and J for just keep praying

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:53 pm

Tailor MAid for Which Head?

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:03 pm

koan wrote: That's G for GREAT and J for just keep praying
In Cassie's world G is for Grateful

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:05 am

Just thinking: G for Godzilla, J FOR JOKE

: So when do they start to franchise, Hooters on steroids ? or Victors Secret

:next product, fake "G" invoices,

Reminds me of a joke; man of sub j size is confronted by playmate "just who in the hell do you expect to satisfy with that?" replies the shrimp "me"

:D

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:30 am

Der Wulf wrote: replies the shrimp "me":D

Bothwell · Post by **Bothwell** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:42 am

I can see it now. A new sitcom called "Are you being measured" starring John Inman

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:51 am

Bothwell wrote: I can see it now. A new sitcom called "Are you being measured" starring John Inman
Yeah! A whole new season of "reality TV" just waiting to be filmed!! :yh_rotfl

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:45 pm

Never used them.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:54 pm

PEIguy wrote: Cut 2 holes in that G22, for eyes and pull over a knitted tuqueit would make a great protection for those Canadian Freezing rain days

If you wear that in public people will point and call you a d!ckhead

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:04 pm

>>^..^ If you wear that in public people will point and call you a d!ckhead

In the US they are known as pÃƒ«ĉkÃƒ«r heads. :sneaky:

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:38 pm

Der Wulf wrote: In the US they are known as pÃƒ«ĉkÃƒ«r heads. :sneaky:
If we are trying to be polite we use Richard Cranium

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:33 pm

My wife would never allow such a thing as Condoms. Ruin the play;)

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:45 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: My wife would never allow such a thing as Condoms. Ruin the play;)

Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:48 pm

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.
why is that? so you can find it......? :-2

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:51 pm

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.OMG Koan,

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:01 pm

PEIguy wrote: LOL I remember a John Ritter movie that wasn't all that great, but it had one scene where he was wearing a glow in the dark green condom. Only problem was that another dude had been hiding and he was wearing a glow in the dark purple condom.

A little while later, it looked like a sword fight in progress.

That was the implication! You win the clever award.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:08 pm

koan wrote: You win the clever award.
and waht is the clever award this week Koan? last week it was the 18 inch black and white television.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:17 pm

>>^..^ and waht is the clever award this week Koan? last week it was the 18 inch black and white television.Only 18inches? Not very much viewing:D

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:55 pm

koan wrote: Glow in the dark condoms are awfully fun with the lights off. So I hear.
A little off point, but curious, has anyone else had an intimate "art session" using glow in the dark paints ? :-2

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:03 pm

Tell Us More:D

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:04 pm

Der Wulf wrote: A little off point, but curious, has anyone else had an intimate "art session" using glow in the dark paints ?
Sorry Der Wulf, the closest I have come to this is butterscotch & chocolate syrup

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:06 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Only 18inches? Not very much viewing:D

I don't think 18 inches fits into this topic. How about a 9 1/2 inch telescope?

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:07 pm

>>^..^ Sorry Der Wulf, the closest I have come to this is butterscotch & chocolate syrup

Never cared for butterscotch---------------before:sneaky:

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:08 pm

Bailey's Cream would go down well;)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:14 pm

Cassie <--- wondering what happened to her nice, innocent, little thread on tailor made condoms? :yh_angel

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:15 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Bailey's Cream would go down well;)
I'm hoping no flambe was involved:yh_worry