Footie fun

[Rapunzel]

Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen.

They were eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time

for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos

one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham & Cheese sandwiches again. If I get a

Ham & Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his death..

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

Beckham opened his lunch, saw the Ham & Cheese and also jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired

he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!"

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas!

I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny, arseless bint wearing oversized sun

glasses and a trailer trash trucker baseball cap.

"Hey, don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

[chrisb84uk]

:wah: Somehow I just can't imagine Beckham deciding to have ham and cheese sandwiches for lunch, I would of thought he was more of a jam or marmite person myself hahaha.