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i was wondering...
am i putting enough mindless fluff and senseless drivel up? or should i redouble my efforts??
am i putting enough mindless fluff and senseless drivel up? or should i redouble my efforts??
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SnoozeControl wrote: Festivus for the rest of us.
Wasn't Festivus Restovus the dude with the trident in Gladiator? :-3
Wasn't Festivus Restovus the dude with the trident in Gladiator? :-3
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Wolverine wrote: i was wondering...
am i putting enough mindless fluff and senseless drivel up? or should i redouble my efforts??
For Fluffs sake, you should pull out all the stops
am i putting enough mindless fluff and senseless drivel up? or should i redouble my efforts??
For Fluffs sake, you should pull out all the stops
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Nomads very fluffy! :wah:
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Wolverine wrote: Hey, Sheryl....
uhmm... that's you isn:wah: tit
Crap where did you find that picture, it's supposed to be with the others in my sock drawer
uhmm... that's you isn:wah: tit
Crap where did you find that picture, it's supposed to be with the others in my sock drawer
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Any one seen Red or black toilet rolls in the shops yet ???:D
Loo paper firm rolls out new colour
11 Mar, 8:53 AM
p {margin:12px 0px 0px 0px;}After launching black toilet paper last year, one of Europe's biggest producers of household paper products has introduced a new red version for those wanting to inject more passion into their bathrooms.
Portugal's Renova introduced its new line of red toilet paper - along with black paper handkerchiefs - at stores in Austria, France, Germany, Portugal, Spain and the Netherlands last month and it plans to make the items available in other markets, including the US, over the coming months.
"It is a red that makes a huge impact, like a Ferrari," said Renova international brand manager Jose Manuel Pinheiro.
Loo paper firm rolls out new colour
11 Mar, 8:53 AM
p {margin:12px 0px 0px 0px;}After launching black toilet paper last year, one of Europe's biggest producers of household paper products has introduced a new red version for those wanting to inject more passion into their bathrooms.
Portugal's Renova introduced its new line of red toilet paper - along with black paper handkerchiefs - at stores in Austria, France, Germany, Portugal, Spain and the Netherlands last month and it plans to make the items available in other markets, including the US, over the coming months.
"It is a red that makes a huge impact, like a Ferrari," said Renova international brand manager Jose Manuel Pinheiro.
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I wouldn't want red or black toilet paper! How silly!
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chonsigirl wrote: I wouldn't want red or black toilet paper! How silly!
Guess they'd match red towels if you had them....would look a bit creepy though..... like a massacre in the bathroom...
Guess they'd match red towels if you had them....would look a bit creepy though..... like a massacre in the bathroom...
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I guess my bathrooms have different types of color in them. I never could understand why a black bathroom? Except maybe it won't show the dirt as much......................
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Theres an exciting new food product on the shelves.
Hershey's has outdone themselves this time.
Miniature chocolates...
white choc w/ pecans
choc w/ peanuts
choc w/ almonds
choc w/ cashews
Life is good.
Hershey's has outdone themselves this time.
Miniature chocolates...
white choc w/ pecans
choc w/ peanuts
choc w/ almonds
choc w/ cashews
Life is good.
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Im getting frozen out arent I ?
The reply well has dried up.
Ok.
The reply well has dried up.
Ok.
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Ok I can take a hint. I didnt just fall off a turnip truck. I dont need this.
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then
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Nomad, did you see my post about the reeses cups? I hope so because I was feeling guilty over them...
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mmm Reese's sound good.
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No I think he broke his beaker.
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Sheryl wrote: No I think he broke his beaker.
Hate when that happens!:rolleyes:
Hate when that happens!:rolleyes:
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Nomad wrote: Ok I can take a hint. I didnt just fall off a turnip truck. I dont need this.
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then'kay
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then'kay
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Nomad wrote: Ok I can take a hint. I didnt just fall off a turnip truck. I dont need this.
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then
Watch out for that hypo the nurse holds in her hand, Nomad...............
We didn't send it!
*are you leaving all those new candy goodies with us to watch?*
You wont have me to kick around anymore.
If I get hit by a train or a big tractor runs me over youll be sorry then.
Dont send me any well wishes in the hospital either cause I wont accept them, Ill tell the nurse "nope, sorry not accepting any FG well wishes today send em back"
okee dokee then
Watch out for that hypo the nurse holds in her hand, Nomad...............
We didn't send it!
*are you leaving all those new candy goodies with us to watch?*
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THIS IS NOT FAIR!! *WAH*...my son is going to a rolling stones concert tonight in fort lauderdale, and i have never seen the stones! i could just smack him one! i should have swiped his ticket. :wah:
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And he didn't invite Mom!
*swiped ticket alert!*:wah:
*swiped ticket alert!*:wah:
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i tried to tell him the stones were just some old geezers, but he didn't buy it! :yh_rotfl
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If it's the norm, this comment will reveal that I know very little about dogs. I'm poodle-sitting at the moment for my ex while she's in hospital. Noodle the Poodle is female but is always humping my leg. I thought only male dogs did that. The only other time my leg has received advances from a poodle was from one that belonged to Danny La Rue. I wasn't sure of its gender though. (a bit like Danny I suppose). It's very strange typing with a poodle going 138 beats per minute on your calf
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Uncle Kram wrote: If it's the norm, this comment will reveal that I know very little about dogs. I'm poodle-sitting at the moment for my ex while she's in hospital. Noodle the Poodle is female but is always humping my leg. I thought only male dogs did that. The only other time my leg has received advances from a poodle was from one that belonged to Danny La Rue. I wasn't sure of its gender though. (a bit like Danny I suppose). It's very strange typing with a poodle going 138 beats per minute on your calf
:yh_rotfl
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Uncle Kram wrote: If it's the norm, this comment will reveal that I know very little about dogs. I'm poodle-sitting at the moment for my ex while she's in hospital. Noodle the Poodle is female but is always humping my leg. I thought only male dogs did that. The only other time my leg has received advances from a poodle was from one that belonged to Danny La Rue. I wasn't sure of its gender though. (a bit like Danny I suppose). It's very strange typing with a poodle going 138 beats per minute on your calf
:wah: well I think Noodle likes you.
:wah: well I think Noodle likes you.
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Sheryl wrote: :wah: well I think Noodle likes you.
Well she always sits on my lap and won't sleep anywhere other than on my bed
(That's ON and not IN....ok?)
Well she always sits on my lap and won't sleep anywhere other than on my bed
(That's ON and not IN....ok?)

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SnoozeControl wrote: She might just be using your leg to scratch her tummy.:yh_whistl
Well it must be one hell of an itch. (How bizarre - while typing that a lyric about scratching in Steely Dans Gaucho came on)
Well it must be one hell of an itch. (How bizarre - while typing that a lyric about scratching in Steely Dans Gaucho came on)
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Uncle Kram wrote: Well it must be one hell of an itch. (How bizarre - while typing that a lyric about scratching in Steely Dans Gaucho came on)
It's a sign...
It's a sign...
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Sheryl wrote: It's a sign...
Please tell me it's a good sign Sheryl :-3
Please tell me it's a good sign Sheryl :-3
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SnoozeControl wrote: She's got an itch only you can scratch, Unc.
:wah:
That would make a good wav file
:wah:
That would make a good wav file

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It's a sign that she likes you :wah:
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Just call her "The Dominatrix"!!
:D
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mrsK wrote: I have to go pay bills
Worse job of all.
just have your trained 'Roo go do it for you.

Worse job of all.
just have your trained 'Roo go do it for you.
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balh, blah, blah.
Yackety-smackety
Yackety-smackety
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Have a feeling Wolvie is bored this evening.
Ya'll agree?
Ya'll agree?
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Sheryl wrote: Have a feeling Wolvie is bored this evening.
Ya'll agree?
shaddap, you.
Ya'll agree?
shaddap, you.

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nope you started it, so I'm finishing it!!
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Sheryl wrote: nope you started it, so I'm finishing it!!
i started nuttin! oh, wait... hehehe. nice shirt.
i started nuttin! oh, wait... hehehe. nice shirt.
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thanks :wah:
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Sheryl wrote: thanks :wah:
no, no, no. Thank YOU!
no, no, no. Thank YOU!
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you bored?
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Sheryl wrote: you bored?
Me?? never.
pleeka-pleeka-pleeka-plop
Me?? never.
pleeka-pleeka-pleeka-plop
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mrsK wrote: Never thought of that Wolvie,great suggestion from you...........as usual:-4
hey, i'm full of it. all you gotta do is ask.
hey, i'm full of it. all you gotta do is ask.
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Wolverine wrote: hey, i'm full of it.damn, i'll vouch for that! :wah: