A Pain in the Groin

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:47 pm

So on a nice sunny day, this 4ft 2 inch guy goes to the doctor's office and tells the Doc that his groin has been hurting him very bad, the day before .

So the Doc examines the little guy, and tells him there is nothing wrong.

So the little guy goes home. 3 days latter the little guy is back at the doc's office with the same complaint.

Doc examines little guy again, and again, the Doc tells him nothing is wrong.

This goes on for another 4 visits, finally the Doc says to the little guy, exactally when does this terrible pain occur? The little guy says only when it's raining outside.

So the Doc tells the little guy well the next time it rains, & if your groin still hurts you come in right away so I can examine you.

2 days later it rains, & sure enough the little guys groin is killing him, so off to the Doc he went. The Doc examines the little guy, & tells the little guy to get up on the table. Then the Doc gets a scalpel and starts cutting away, without even giving the little guy any novicane.

After five minutes of cutting away, the Doc says to the little guy, ok you can stand up now. The little guy stands up & yells wow I feel great Doc, what did you do?

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The Doc says: all I had to do was cut 2 inches off of you rubber BOOTS!

:rolleyes:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 4:13 pm

I don't get it :-2

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:26 pm

Sheryl wrote: I don't get it :-2

It's no good when you got to splain them.

Look at your avitar, & picture that silhouette at 4ft tall, see them boots, the tops of them would be in your groin.

When it rained the little guy put on his rubber boots that went up into his groin, causing him pain! :rolleyes: :p Now You got it ?:D