Never too Wise!!

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cars
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Three crows are on there annual flight north. After flying for 2 days with out food, they spot a pile of Manure on a farm below. They agree to fly down and have a bite. After gorging themselves, they sit on the handle of a plow. One bird, after an hour or so passes says "I've rested enough, I'm going to take off. He does, goes 3miles, and drops dead. The second bird waits another hour, takes off, flies 4 miles, and drops dead. Finally the last & wisest bird, waits "3" more hours, then flies 9 miles, and he to drops dead.

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When you're full of Sh*T, don't fly off the handle!!! :D :p
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Kind of like FG ................ :wah:
The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
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SnoozeControl wrote: I hate to be anal retentive here, but do crows eat manure?


It's a Jooooooooke, not a science class!!! :rolleyes: :p :wah:
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SnoozeControl wrote: Sorry, Cars... I used to do that watching cartoons as a kid. Why would Wile E. Coyote spend money on stupid gadgets to catch the Roadrunner when he could just buy food? I still don't get it.:confused:


Yep, know what you mean, I used to like the Roadrunner to-- MMBEEP - BEEP!!! :rolleyes:
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