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SnoozeControl wrote: I've had a wee bit too much to drink and I shouldn't even be posting, but I have to ask...
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.yes you are, and because i love you i am going to preserve it for you for posterity! :yh_rotfl Snoozy is PUI! LOL :driving:
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.yes you are, and because i love you i am going to preserve it for you for posterity! :yh_rotfl Snoozy is PUI! LOL :driving:
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I don't check myself out much. I went out drinking with my roommate to a club where she deejays. I had 3 glasses of wine and I rarely even drink. I did it to try and relax myself so I could sleep. It isn't a very nice club either. I am a bit hungover today, but managed to get a few things done I needed to do. Hopefully tonight will be a sleeping night. BTW, I have nice boobs and legs too. And I posted on another forum when I arrived home drunk. I was listening to Jimmy Hendrix on the way home, so I posted the words to his song "Red House" on a forum where I used to post. And then this morning I was too embarrassed to go and read what people wrote. Nobody replied, fortunately they would not know that I was drunk when I wrote it.
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Aww hope ya don't wake up with a hangover.
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Hmnnn... here we go again... and Snooze of all people this time... :-2
Damn! I wish I'd seen this earlier... we might've encouraged Snooze to show us her sexy legs a bit that we all know she has, but is typically too reserved to share... :p Probably best not, though... otherwise she'd be far too embarrassed to show her face to any of us again. :wah:
Oh, and btw... I drink on occasion, but I'm primarily a tea totaler...
Damn! I wish I'd seen this earlier... we might've encouraged Snooze to show us her sexy legs a bit that we all know she has, but is typically too reserved to share... :p Probably best not, though... otherwise she'd be far too embarrassed to show her face to any of us again. :wah:
Oh, and btw... I drink on occasion, but I'm primarily a tea totaler...
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Pam tiptoes in, carrying a rug and gently drapes the shapely accoutrements of the snoozing Snooze. She then extracts a blood red lipstick from her pocket and scrawls a warning on the floor beside Snooze.
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molest or even gawk too much and you're history!!!
Under aussie protection
molest or even gawk too much and you're history!!!
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:wah: Hey, I've noticed she hasn't been in since... is she still passed out?
Do we need to go check up on her? :-3
Do we need to go check up on her? :-3
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Your post tickled me pink snooze thankyou. :wah:
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Snooze, you should not be embarrassed for one second about this post!! If you like, I can relate some of my "drunk and stupid" moments, (of which there are MANY) just to make you feel better! You'll read some of the sh!t that I've done, and think to yourself...."No WAY I'll ever be THAT drunk!!"
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SnoozeControl wrote: I've had a wee bit too much to drink and I shouldn't even be posting, but I have to ask...
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.
Only if you're a bloke!
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.
Only if you're a bloke!
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I don't drink much either, but on the occasions when I do, I always check my boobs out. 

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UGH. I think I'm over you now, UncleKram - but it's been a great day... Thankyou.. grin.
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AussiePam wrote: UGH. I think I'm over you now, UncleKram - but it's been a great day... Thankyou.. grin.
Well as I've already posted a pic of my boob elsewhere, you may wish to check it out, then maybe we'll be back on :wah:
Well as I've already posted a pic of my boob elsewhere, you may wish to check it out, then maybe we'll be back on :wah:
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Clancy wrote: Ever been recorded, when you're...."a wee bit out of it"?
....left a Nab spool tape running on slow speed once when we were trying out songs. Naturally, later on, someone produces something that can induce merriment, of course once it's been partaken, more is required, (and needed)....obviously, no one remembers the machine is still operating.
One of those occasions where you can't remember your name, let alone pronounce it. Wonderful to hear it back in sobriety, because at the time everyone thinks the'yre being perfectly lucid....then a word like orifice is used, and the assembled quartet, and their "assistants" hoot and laugh like a pack of idiots on a day out.
Oddly enough "I" mention the word, potatoe {the hunger state must have been approaching} ....I know it's my voice, but listening to playback, .....there was more than a hint of, John Hurt when he portrayed John Merrick...The Elephant Man, in my pronouciation.
Ahhh, happy daze.
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....left a Nab spool tape running on slow speed once when we were trying out songs. Naturally, later on, someone produces something that can induce merriment, of course once it's been partaken, more is required, (and needed)....obviously, no one remembers the machine is still operating.
One of those occasions where you can't remember your name, let alone pronounce it. Wonderful to hear it back in sobriety, because at the time everyone thinks the'yre being perfectly lucid....then a word like orifice is used, and the assembled quartet, and their "assistants" hoot and laugh like a pack of idiots on a day out.
Oddly enough "I" mention the word, potatoe {the hunger state must have been approaching} ....I know it's my voice, but listening to playback, .....there was more than a hint of, John Hurt when he portrayed John Merrick...The Elephant Man, in my pronouciation.
Ahhh, happy daze.

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How are you feeling today, Snooze?
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ArnoldLayne wrote: Well , I do have to say, I have seen both, so I have to agree 
Don't you mean all four? It's so unfair, I haven't seen the legs

Don't you mean all four? It's so unfair, I haven't seen the legs

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SnoozeControl wrote: I've had a wee bit too much to drink and I shouldn't even be posting, but I have to ask...
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.
Drunk Posting!! it's better than drunk dialing.
I think i have better hair when i'm drinking.
Do you check yourself out while drunk? My legs are magnificent! Nice boobs too.
LOL, I am so going to regret this post tomorrow.
Drunk Posting!! it's better than drunk dialing.
I think i have better hair when i'm drinking.
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