How To Stop Arguing with the Mrs made simple!

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Avoid arguments with the Mrs about not lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink. :D :p :rolleyes:
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cars wrote: Avoid arguments with the Mrs about not lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink. :D :p :rolleyes:


My ex used to use the kitchen sink when he was plastered to save him walking up the stairs. He got into more trouble doing this than he would have not lifting the toilet seat.

I threw a bucket of water over him after doing this one night because I still had the dishes in the sink. :wah:















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Omg cars, that would start world war III in my house.
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Avoid a rolling pin being inserted into a very unnatural place by not peeing in my sink! :wah:
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cars wrote: Avoid arguments with the Mrs about not lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink. :D :p
Are you saying you tried this cars? :yh_youkid :wah:
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Is peeing in the sink and English custom then?

I know in some cultures urine is used to cure leather.. maybe the menfolk were trying to kill two birds with one stone... hic.. I mean, along with the dishes there were probably pheasant skins soaking, right?
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cars wrote: Avoid arguments with the Mrs about not lifting the

toilet seat by simply using the sink. :D :p :rolleyes:
Brilliant!!


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AussiePam wrote: Is peeing in the sink and English custom then?

I know in some cultures urine is used to cure leather.. maybe the menfolk were trying to kill two birds with one stone... hic.. I mean, along with the dishes there were probably pheasant skins soaking, right?


We had another thread a while back about peeing in the bath and how it was good for your skin, we all laughed so much posting that we pee'd our pants. :wah: :wah:















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Lil~Basco wrote: Are you saying you tried this cars? :yh_youkid :wah:


No Lil-heaven forbid, this is a JOKE thread, not a personal diary!:rolleyes::wah:
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G'day Pina! I have heard of people blowing bubbles in the bath... Maybe that's why aussies take showers instead.. grin.
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cars wrote: No Lil-heaven forbid, this is a JOKE thread, not a personal diary!:rolleyes::wah:
okie dokey then.....I was gettin' this mental image....oh never mind! :wah:
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