Wassat?

[golem]

ForumGarden? What’s THAT?

I thought that I’d done a search for weed killer! How did I end up here?

Bloomin’ computers, I HATE ‘em. Let’s face it ANY bit of machinery that is capable of thought isn’t to be trusted.



Anyway seeing as I’m here anyway I’m Golem and I live in the UK.

Boring, self centred, opinionated, argumentative, and ignorant – all attributes that I’ve been told that I have and all, incidentally, that I think of as being good, proper, and much to e sought after! It makes life so much simpler that way!

My interests include my wife, my son, my dog, my boat, and our stray cat. The order of preference varies depending on a combination of mood, weather, and alcohol.



I’m retired from paid employment ‘cos I stole, fiddled and embezzled enough over the years to be able to, not to mention persuaded my employer to give me my pension early but I still make the odd penny from various activities.

Interests? Getting very old is a keen interest that I have but that apart politics, silly funny things, travelling but mostly in Europe and by car, single malt whisky, blended malt whisky, grain whisky, blended malt and grain whisky, and at a push whiskey.

Can’t stand the stuff that gets made in The Colonies though.

Wine isn’t too bad an alternative to whisky and by preference one of the better Haut Medoc’s. (I’m NOT an alcoholic – they attend meetings.)



So thas’ me. A self confessed curmudgeon, and enjoying every minute of it!

[abbey]

Hiya Golem, briliant intro, welcome to FG. :-6

[Accountable]

I suppose we could use a little more curmudgeonry. :wah: Have a stroll through the Garden. There's plenty to complain about.

[Peg]

Great intro! I already like your sense of humor. I have to wonder from your profile though, what your favorite website is that you won't dare.

[chonsigirl]

Hello Golem, we'll try to put a smile on your fac e anyway.

[hotsauce]

hahahaha!! stick around. i like you!

[Betty Boop]

:wah: Hello and welcome to the garden Golem. :-6

[SOJOURNER]

I think you'll fit right in here...........::D

Welcome!

[BabyRider]

Great opener, Golem....loved it!

Welcome to FG, and hang for a bit, it's a cool place, lots of good friends and good enemies, too. If ya know what I mean.

We also have our very own pub that I think you'll enjoy. Just remember, what happens in the pub, stays in the pub. :sneaky:

Again, welcome and enjoy! :yh_peace

[Uncle Kram]

Welcome golem - You sure hit the ground running. Keep 'em coming

[theia]

I loved your intro too, Golem. Welcome to FG :-6

[realityx]

Whasup