Man Drinks beer - pees his way out of avalanche

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu



A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.



Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

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And in New York...

The New York Sun Bulletin reported how a teenager aged 17, was charged with larceny and tampering with a conumer product after allegedly stealing a sheep's brain from his school's chemistry lab and placing it in a bowl of salad dressing in the canteen. A classmate said "I know he didn't mean anything malicious by it". :-5