Joke of the Day

[Rapunzel]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at

the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching

a clipboard and yelling: "You sign! You sign!".

Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Chinese man starts to

yell louder. "You sign! You sign!"

Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke.

Now go away." -- and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again.

When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling: "You sign! You sign!"

Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, you've got the wrong bloke I don't want them!", then slams the door in his face again.

The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hears a knock

on the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Chinese man thrusts the

same clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!".

Behind him are TWO large trucks full of car windscreens.

Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front

and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have

the wrong name! Why do you want to give these to me?"

The little Chinese man looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"

[OpenMind]

**Groan**:-5

[Kuriboh]

I like the pictures. :sneaky: :driving:

[Wolverine]

mrsK wrote: While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered

three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer

confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she

confessed:

"Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you, but when

I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my

indiscretion", she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either,

and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of

weakness in his wife.

"I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars

come from?"

"Oh that," his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars

a bushel, I sold out!"
that's AWESOME!!!