Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:01 am

Time to head outdoors and go for a hike. Nice sunny but brisk temperatures today. Perfect for romping through the woods! :-6

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:01 am

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:09 am

Lil~Basco wrote: Time to head outdoors and go for a hike. Nice sunny but brisk temperatures today. Perfect for romping through the woods! :-6
be sure to wear slacks and boots Peppergirl. wouldn't want you scratching up those purdy legs.:rolleyes:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:17 am

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:37 am

Wolvie when you get married I'm buying your wife an Iron Skillet, I think she'll need it :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:42 am

Sheryl wrote: Wolvie when you get married I'm buying your wife an Iron Skillet, I think she'll need it :wah:
won't do no good. Mom and sis and the last 3 GFs tried to beat some sense into me. i am immune now.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:41 pm

in Iowa...

State law forbids any establishment from charging admission to see a one-armed piano player.

In Fort Madison, firemen are required to practice for 15 minutes before attending a fire.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:44 pm

also in Iowa...

Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.

well, i'm in trouble.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:47 pm

out in AZ...

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:49 pm

Down in Mizzou...

It is illegal to have oral sex.

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

It is not illegal to speed.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:50 pm

in Maryland...

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:52 pm

in Michagan...

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

That i Totally agree with!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 12:57 pm

In Utah.... y'all got some messed up laws out there

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales. What?? Is that a Problem out there?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:00 pm

Minnesota...

Nomad, how many time you been busted?

It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.

A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.

Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

It is illegal to sleep naked.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:06 pm

Texas... Oh Sheryl. I'm so sorry.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:08 pm

Oh no I've broken one of those laws :-3

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:10 pm

Florida... Good God LC. y'all are freaks

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Is this a problem?

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegalNow see the scary thing is, someone had to do that for it to be thought up as a law.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

and so far, everywhere in the union has some sort of law against oral sex

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:11 pm

Sheryl wrote: Oh no I've broken one of those laws :-3
You shot a Buffalo, didn't you??

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:12 pm

That's for me to know and you to wonder about :sneaky:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:15 pm

Sheryl wrote: That's for me to know and you to wonder about :sneaky:
Oh, since you aren't "misguided" you must be a reader, huh?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:15 pm

Wolverine wrote: Florida... Good God LC. y'all are freaksmakes the job interesting!

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.Is this a problem?frequently, we are the winter home of the circus.:rolleyes:

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegalNow see the scary thing is, someone had to do that for it to be thought up as a law.but i see men in evening dresses in key west all the time! they are, however, usually not shagging porcupines. ...so Wolvie, this is how you occupied yourself during the legal classes?? LOL

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

and so far, everywhere in the union has some sort of law against oral sex...

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:21 pm

Wolverine wrote: Oh, since you aren't "misguided" you must be a reader, huh?

Nope!

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:18 pm

Wolverine wrote: out in AZ...

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

I just gotta ask; whose job is it to count dildos?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 4:32 pm

Who'd enforce those laws anyway????

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:22 pm

Wolverine wrote: in Michagan...

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

That i Totally agree with!!

Just a girl What about a boy? Do they have a one sided system of laws?

Saffron · Post by **Saffron** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 6:22 pm

Okie wrote: I just gotta ask; whose job is it to count dildos?
That's hilarious!:sneaky:

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:50 pm

lady cop wrote: ...

I think Rick Santorum has his work cut out for him trying to spy into everyones bedroom to see if they all will follow his rules. Thats the problem I see is that why are there only a chosen few able to make rules for everyone in the privacy of their bedroom. Will there come a time Big Brother will listen in or look into your bedroom to see what sort of sex you prefer? Why would anyone pass a law they cannot enforce. We have so many laws now that there are not enough law enforcement people to enforce.

Are these bedroom laws created by people who want everyone to follow the Bible laws.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:52 pm

it wasn't i who posted the bedroom laws, i was responding, in blue, to wolverine's post.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:45 pm

Wolverine wrote:

You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.

Whelp, LC, sorry, looks like Snoozie can't come for a visit or this one

would be VIOLATED fer shure...

:D

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:04 pm

i could just cry.:-1 Bothwell was returning from another country and had an unexpected layover in DC...we've been on the same continent all afternoon and evening, i would have driven all night if we had known. :yh_cry

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:13 pm

it sure is. he won't fly out until 0100. we've burned up the phone lines. but i had to laugh...he killed a few hours at the Smithsonian museum of American history, and found everything wrong with the depiction of bloody redcoats in the American revolution. :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:57 am

I think people who over run pleasant social conversation should be shot.....

Last nite while out for dinner with another couple, the woman totally dominated the conversation, she would toss out a question then just run with it never allowing anyone to contribute, I wanted to just go home, it was exasperating. I am still angry about it this morning.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:00 am

minks wrote: I think people who over run pleasant social conversation should be shot.....

Last nite while out for dinner with another couple, the woman totally dominated the conversation, she would toss out a question then just run with it never allowing anyone to contribute, I wanted to just go home, it was exasperating. I am still angry about it this morning.

Oh I'm with you there Minks, and then the folks who always have to be in the spotlight.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:18 am

Sheryl wrote: Oh I'm with you there Minks, and then the folks who always have to be in the spotlight.

I wanted to choke her, I am terrible at thinking when you have a social conversation you ought to stop, breath and listen. Sadly so many folks don't get it. Spotlight was exactly where this woman wanted to be eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee crazy that.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 1:05 pm

lady cop wrote: i could just cry.:-1 Bothwell was returning from another country and had an unexpected layover in DC...we've been on the same continent all afternoon and evening, i would have driven all night if we had known. :yh_cry
Oh LC! That is sad to have missed your sweetie!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:14 pm

Post 4000 coming soon!

*warming up my noisemaker*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:27 pm

Ha-get out the paper streamers too!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:28 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-get out the paper streamers too!
and silly string.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:51 pm

Party poppers! And paper hats!:)

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:24 pm

Just grab an armload of fun stuff. there's plenty here, for sure!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:25 pm

We'll hide the frying pan from Clipper....................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:24 pm

mrsK wrote: I have been violently ill the last two nights.

Living on about 4 hours sleep.Feeling well in the morning,but by midnight. Whamo

This is not something we want to mark #5000!

So, you have 20 hours of productivity every day? That's wonderful!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:30 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: khan!!
Yes, dear?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:36 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Wow, nice cleavage!:D
It should be. It cost enough. :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:03 pm

5000 POSTS!!

Okay, g'night. :yh_tired