The World's Shortest Fairy Tail

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:04 pm

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me"?

The guy said "No".

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,

drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and f*rted

whenever she wanted.

The End.

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stewartcumming · Post by **stewartcumming** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:21 pm

cars wrote: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me"?

The guy said "No".

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,

drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and f*rted

whenever she wanted.

The End.

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Go on, then : what happened to the guy?

Apart from farting when he wanted to...