My Mom's a Rock Chick
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She's a Rocker.....She's a Roller......She's a right out of controller :guitarist
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Way to go...Granma Kram!!!
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Sorry mate - She's headlining at Kramstock. She's letting me stay up late 

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
- Uncle Kram
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To compensate , she'll lend you a Fender Strat - No strings attached 

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
My Mom's a Rock Chick
Your wits are so sharp. I wish I could B sharp, instead of A flat! 

- StupidCowboyTricks
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Clancy wrote: ....can't help it
I have a flat :p
So that's what all this treble is about.
I have a flat :p
So that's what all this treble is about.
Someone asked me why I swear so much. I said, "Just becuss.":)
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Clancy wrote: ....no treble here, Guvnor
You can search me midrange if you like ...
enough of your feedback.....
You can search me midrange if you like ...
enough of your feedback.....
Someone asked me why I swear so much. I said, "Just becuss.":)
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Clancy wrote: ...but, but, It's a cymbal of who I am, Guvnor
your cymbal is about to crash.
your cymbal is about to crash.
Someone asked me why I swear so much. I said, "Just becuss.":)
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Clancy wrote: Well.... if I soft pedal a bit ...and take note of my action will that do, Guv'
only if you let me check out your kit.
(Kiss kiss Im off to dinner x)
only if you let me check out your kit.

(Kiss kiss Im off to dinner x)
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You guys have ALL beat me on BASE!!!
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Ah harmony. :rolleyes:
It's good to see we're all of one A chord.
It's good to see we're all of one A chord.
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Accountable wrote: Ah harmony. :rolleyes:
It's good to see we're all of one A chord.
I heard Les Paul had Aminor riff with Gibson!:-2
It's good to see we're all of one A chord.
I heard Les Paul had Aminor riff with Gibson!:-2
Someone asked me why I swear so much. I said, "Just becuss.":)
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:yh_rotfl Oh these are hilarious, and very cheesy I might add, keep them coming!!
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chrisb84uk wrote: :yh_rotfl Oh these are hilarious, and very cheesy I might add, keep them coming!!
You can't just sit there playing with your G-string. Compose something yourself.
You can't just sit there playing with your G-string. Compose something yourself.
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Accountable wrote: You can't just sit there playing with your G-string. Compose something yourself.
:wah: Sheesh AC, that's the last secret I ever tell u about!!
:wah: Sheesh AC, that's the last secret I ever tell u about!!

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She's adorable!!!:) :-4
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chrisb84uk wrote: :wah: Sheesh AC, that's the last secret I ever tell u about!! 
Come on then, Just Duet!:p

Come on then, Just Duet!:p
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STOP PRESS
"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.
Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"
Billboard
"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.
Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"
Billboard
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
My Mom's a Rock Chick
Who is her promoter I hope they are out there... drumming up business for her.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
My Mom's a Rock Chick
Uncle Kram wrote: STOP PRESS
"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.
Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"
Billboard
Has your Mom ever thought of doing a duet with Arthur Itis or even joining the group 'Fred Zimmer and the Frames' ? Their rendition of 'We'll meet again' on the spoons is ageless.... ( as is your lovely mom by the sounds of it)
"...........Uncle Krams mom, the legend in her own lunch-break, has been nominated for 2 prestigous Granny Awards for her outstanding contribution to Music and the Wednesday night bingo club.
Her eponymous debut album, "Uncle Krams Mom" is still perched at the dizzy height of No1. in this weeks chart, and her current single "Firing from the replacement hip" has sold more copies in one week than she's had hot dinners. A star is born"
Billboard
Has your Mom ever thought of doing a duet with Arthur Itis or even joining the group 'Fred Zimmer and the Frames' ? Their rendition of 'We'll meet again' on the spoons is ageless.... ( as is your lovely mom by the sounds of it)

A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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I heard there's a new line dance out in her honor. A lot of side-steps while waving your arms in the air, similating hanging the wash. 

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minks wrote: Who is her promoter I hope they are out there... drumming up business for her.
Yep...A good promoter can help you 'blow your own trumpet' ..
Yep...A good promoter can help you 'blow your own trumpet' ..
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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Bez wrote: Yep...A good promoter can help you 'blow your own trumpet' ..
My Mom once had trombone lessons, but she let it slide
I think she was a bit brassed off with it.
My Mom once had trombone lessons, but she let it slide

I think she was a bit brassed off with it.
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Uncle Kram wrote: My Mom once had trombone lessons, but she let it slide
I think she was a bit brassed off with it.
She should try again. It should be easy to pick up - the embouchure, the diaphram, all that jazz ...

I think she was a bit brassed off with it.
She should try again. It should be easy to pick up - the embouchure, the diaphram, all that jazz ...
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Now she's on the road to fame...there'll be no turning Bach !
Watch out if she starts playing the drums...there could be repurcussions from the nighbours.
Watch out if she starts playing the drums...there could be repurcussions from the nighbours.
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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minks wrote: Who is her promoter ? .
I've heard of a guy called Aaron A.G. String who's supposed to be good.
I've heard of a guy called Aaron A.G. String who's supposed to be good.
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home