Demented Wishes Game

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:04 pm

Okay... here is a new game based on making and granting wishes and this is how it works.

Example:

Player 1: I wish my house was free of clutter.

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Player 2: Granted, it just burned to the ground

I wish I had a maid

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Player 3: Granted, you have a new maid, she is 18, very sexy and thinks your husband is cute

I wish I didn't have to shave my legs anymore

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Player 4: Granted...you've just been hired as the Ape Woman with a famous circus!

I wish I could get my teeth whiter. <----- okay this is the last entry

Now Play!

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Jan 26, 2005 11:57 pm

I wish I could get my teeth whiter.

Granted. You just lost all you teeth and got a pearly set of false ones.

I wish I could play guitar.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:02 am

koan wrote:

I wish I could play guitar.
Granted, you are now an amazing guitarist but you look like Willie Nelson

I wish someone would serve me breakfast in bed

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:03 pm

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I could meet Tom Cruise.
Granted. Only he's 89 now, and is drooling on his shirt and incontinent.

I wish I had a better job.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:08 pm

pixiechic2000 wrote: Granted. You just had your favorite breakfast served by Tom Cruise.

:-4

I wish I could travel all over the world.
Granted, you are now a virus. :-6

I wish I had magical powers

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:09 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I had magical powers

Granted! however, your apartment is full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats

I wish my house would vacuum itself

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:13 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. Only he's 89 now, and is drooling on his shirt and incontinent.

I wish I had a better job.
Granted, you are now a US senator, and look like Barbara Boxer

I wish I was'nt so perfect :-4

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:16 pm

>>^..^ Granted! however, your apartment is full of rabbits that keep coming out of hats

I wish my house would vacuum itself
Granted, that sucking sound you heard was a tornado

I wish I didn't have so damn many rabbits :-5

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:18 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I was'nt so perfect :-4
Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway

(Der Wulf... only answer the last post...

you don't have to answer all of them LOL )

I wish I had a bigger bust

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:22 pm

>>^..^

I wish I had a bigger bust
Granted. You now have constant lower back pain, men look at you as a sex object, and you can't walk upright in the mornings till you gain your equilibrium.

I wish I had a SMALLER bust!!

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:31 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I had a SMALLER bust!!
Denied: yours is almost non existant as it is :wah:

I wish I could stop craving chocolate!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:37 pm

>>^..^ Granted, because you spelled "wasn't" incorrectly anyway

(Der Wulf... only answer the last post...

you don't have to answer all of them LOL )

I wish I had a bigger bust
Granted----You are now a 48 Triple D

I wish all terrorists were decapitated

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:47 pm

Lon wrote:

I wish all terrorists were decapitated
Granted. All the heads are now rotting in your closet.

I wish more people could just have fun with a fun game.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:48 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish more people could just have fun with a fun game.
Granted: Lon is having a riot with all those rotting heads

I wish I had longer fingernails

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:49 pm

Lon wrote: Granted----You are now a 48 Triple D

I wish all terrorists were decapitated

Granted. For making that wish you just lost your head.

I wish my feet were cute

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:51 pm

koan wrote:

I wish my feet were cute
Granted, you have the cutest feet on the planet but the rest of you is butt ugly.

I wish I had longer fingernails

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:51 pm

wow I must be a really slow typer.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:52 pm

koan wrote: wow I must be a really slow typer.
rofl! don't worry about it.... whoever is playing just respond the last wish you see and ignore the rest!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:58 pm

>>^..^ I wish I had longer fingernails
Granted. Your nails are now 14 inches long, but you can no longer take part in this game.

I wish my house dusted itself.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:01 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my house dusted itself.
Granted! (but you might want to buy tornado insurance)

I wish I had more jewelry!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:34 pm

GRANTED you will have an affair with Mr T.

Iwish my hair was'nt grey

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:36 pm

abbey wrote: Iwish my hair was'nt grey
Granted. You're bald

I wish my cat's litter box cleaned itself.

(Oh geez, what am I setting myself up for here???)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:28 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my cat's litter box cleaned itself.

Granted: Your cats now take craps in your dishwasher.

I wish I wuz a beetter speeller

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:32 pm

Granted I'll see America one day........................

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:38 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Granted I'll see America one day........................

Granted---You will see America June 2007

I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:40 pm

Lon wrote: Granted---You will see America June 2007

I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!! Why June 2007?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 5:54 pm

Lon wrote:

I wish someone would get those rotten heads out of my closet. The stench is horrific!!!!!!
Granted. The heads now occupy your bed.

I wish I could stop being so reactive.

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:13 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. The heads now occupy your bed.

I wish I could stop being so reactive.
Granted. You're in a coma.

I wish I could type faster

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:17 pm

koan wrote:

I wish I could type faster
Granted: you now have 7 fingers on each hand and a nuclear powered keyboard.

I wish I would never have to kill another spider

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:17 pm

>>^..^ Granted: Your cats now take craps in your dishwasher.

I wish I wuz a beetter speeller
This one got missed...

Granted. You are now one of those annoying people who point out evry typo (get started

)

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:19 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Why June 2007?
Because I ordered it so.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:54 pm

koan wrote:

Granted. You are now one of those annoying people who point out evry typo (get started

)
Granted

(and evry is spelled every)

I wish my sore throat would go away (had it for 2 weeks on and off)

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:52 pm

>>^..^ Granted

(and evry is spelled every)

I wish my sore throat would go away (had it for 2 weeks on and off)
Granted. Your throat is gone...good thing you can still type.

I wish I lived in a mansion

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:56 pm

koan wrote: I wish I lived in a mansion
Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.

I wish I could time-travel.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:03 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You live in a mansion with 15 bathrooms, all of which need cleaning on a daily basis.

I wish I could time-travel.
Granted, you are a very proper lady with the vapors in the victorian age

I wish I was a gigolo

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:09 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I was a gigolo

Granted. However, your first "client" is Lorena Bobbitt.

I wish I could travel FORWARD in time.

(DerWulf, you always crack me up :yh_bigsmi )

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:12 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. However, your first "client" is Lorena Bobbitt.

I wish I could travel FORWARD in time.
Granted: But you are considered a barbarian and subjected to extreme medical experiments to discover the source of your uncivilized behaviors.

I wish I had angel wings.

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:22 pm

A Karenina wrote: Granted: But you are considered a barbarian and subjected to extreme medical experiments to discover the source of your uncivilized behaviors.

I wish I had angel wings.
Granted, you are now celebate for e t e r n i t y. :-2

After Lorena, i wish to have a [Big] transplant

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:25 pm

Der Wulf wrote: After Lorena, i wish to have a [Big] transplant

Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!

I wish I was more patient.

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:29 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, you are now celebate for e t e r n i t y. :-2
Ain't that the truth! LOL

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:20 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. You are now SO well-endowed, Mrs. DerWulf won't come near you!

I wish I was more patient.

Granted. Had to wait a while for the response and I KNOW you kept busy while you waited.

I wish I was famous (ick. Why did I just say that?)

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:24 pm

Oh yeah, it's supposed to be demented...I cast a spell so no one would answer it quickly.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:35 am

koan wrote:

I wish I was famous (ick. Why did I just say that?) Granted ~ you are now know around the world as 'backdoor betty' and have starred in over 1800 pornographic movies

I wish it was warmer out and all the snow would melt

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:01 am

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I were some where hot and sunny.
Granted you are now on the Sun. ouch.

Pixie! when you play - go straight to the last post and grant that wish, otherwise we get all mixed up.

I wish it was warmer out and all the snow would melt

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:16 am

GRANTED you're having a heatwave and your towns under 6 feet of water.

I wish i never had to work again.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:22 am

pixiechic2000 wrote:

I wish I had an animal farm.
Granted, you are now Paula

I wish I was in bed right now snoozing

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:53 am

GRANTED you shall fall into a deep sweet sleep for 50 years and wake up feeling refreshed, old & wrinkly but refreshed!!

I wish that the "lady" next door would'nt park outside my house.