A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multicoloured
hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of
leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face
and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earrings are big, bright
feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old
man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: "What are you
looking at you old fart... didn't you ever do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: "Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night in Singapore, and had sex with a parrot.
I thought maybe you were my son."
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:yh_rotfl Hahaha that was good, how do u come up with material like this!!
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Lol! Thanks Chris. :wah:
Sadly, I'm just one of those sad human beings who has no life!
In reality I think I should have been one of those little old ladies who wears 20 shawls and keeps 100 cats, or even an old 'bag woman' who pushes a tesco trolley full of rubbish around and mutters to herself all the time!
But luckily I was born into this high-tech age (which I love!) and have a daughter who is asthmatic. So instead of collecting cats and rubbish, I collect jokes and animated gifs (all those cute little moving piccies). They're even named and filed (how sad am I?) But, on the positive side, if you want to pinch any jokes or gifs, just help yourself. You can start your own collection..........and then you'll be as sad as me! hehehehehehehe
Sadly, I'm just one of those sad human beings who has no life!
In reality I think I should have been one of those little old ladies who wears 20 shawls and keeps 100 cats, or even an old 'bag woman' who pushes a tesco trolley full of rubbish around and mutters to herself all the time!
But luckily I was born into this high-tech age (which I love!) and have a daughter who is asthmatic. So instead of collecting cats and rubbish, I collect jokes and animated gifs (all those cute little moving piccies). They're even named and filed (how sad am I?) But, on the positive side, if you want to pinch any jokes or gifs, just help yourself. You can start your own collection..........and then you'll be as sad as me! hehehehehehehe
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Rapunzel wrote: Lol! Thanks Chris. :wah:
Sadly, I'm just one of those sad human beings who has no life!
In reality I think I should have been one of those little old ladies who wears 20 shawls and keeps 100 cats, or even an old 'bag woman' who pushes a tesco trolley full of rubbish around and mutters to herself all the time!
But luckily I was born into this high-tech age (which I love!) and have a daughter who is asthmatic. So instead of collecting cats and rubbish, I collect jokes and animated gifs (all those cute little moving piccies). They're even named and filed (how sad am I?) But, on the positive side, if you want to pinch any jokes or gifs, just help yourself. You can start your own collection..........and then you'll be as sad as me! hehehehehehehe
Hahaha you are not sad, far from it, I think having a collection of jokes and gifs is simply a fun hobby, and after all as long as u enjoy doing it that's what matters!!
Keep the jokes coming!!
Sadly, I'm just one of those sad human beings who has no life!
In reality I think I should have been one of those little old ladies who wears 20 shawls and keeps 100 cats, or even an old 'bag woman' who pushes a tesco trolley full of rubbish around and mutters to herself all the time!
But luckily I was born into this high-tech age (which I love!) and have a daughter who is asthmatic. So instead of collecting cats and rubbish, I collect jokes and animated gifs (all those cute little moving piccies). They're even named and filed (how sad am I?) But, on the positive side, if you want to pinch any jokes or gifs, just help yourself. You can start your own collection..........and then you'll be as sad as me! hehehehehehehe
Hahaha you are not sad, far from it, I think having a collection of jokes and gifs is simply a fun hobby, and after all as long as u enjoy doing it that's what matters!!
Keep the jokes coming!!