double meanings...

[Wolverine]

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female....... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open & sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[Rapunzel]

Wolverine wrote:

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kon-trohl) n.

Male..... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


Bwahahahahahahahaha.......OMG! These are soooooooooooooooo true!!!

[sunny104]

Lol!:d