You must remember this...

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:05 am

Bad news today for people who are fond of a bit of nookie - it can make you ill.

According to a Swiss killjoy Dr Tillmann Kruefer, getting laid more than twice a week can lower your immune system, cause the unwelcome spread of germs and ultimately shorten your life span.

This follows on a Swedish survey which claims that 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French Kiss. :p

Although what on earth the researchers were actually kissing when they came up with that lovely image wasn't explained

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:13 am

French kissing can be so dirty

Scientists say more than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss.

The study says couples also exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other organic substances.

The results come from a study carried out to publicise the advantages of good oral hygene in Sweden.

Swedish pharmacies taking part in the campaign are also looking for a couple to break the world record in kissing on Valentine's Day.

They urge people to eat healthily, brush their teeth under medical supervision and use different types of dental floss in preparation for .

The marathon kiss will be broadcast live on the Swedish Pharmaceutical Association's website on February 14.

They say they want to urge repsonsible kissing which can have advantages as well, for example if the couple chosen beat the last record the Swedes estimate they will have burned at least 7,436 calories.

The current French-kissing record is held by Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley, from New Jersey, who kissed for 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds in 2001.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1259280.html?menu=

Erinna1112 · Post by **Erinna1112** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:58 am

I really didn't want to know this.....

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:15 am

Oh my...Darn good thing I just broke up with my boyfriend, then.

I feel healthier already. LOL

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:29 am

capt_buzzard wrote: Bad news today for people who are fond of a bit of nookie - it can make you ill (...) more than twice a week can lower your immune system, cause the unwelcome spread of germs and ultimately shorten your life span.

Oh, no! So twice a day is too much? What *will* the current Mrs. Sikes say?

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:36 am

Bill Sikes wrote: Oh, no! So twice a day is too much? What *will* the current Mrs. Sikes say?
She'll say, "What a way to go!"

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:22 am

Bill Sikes wrote: Oh, no! So twice a day is too much? What *will* the current Mrs. Sikes say?
''twice is not enough Mr Sikes''. :-6

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:43 am

Damn scientists take the fun out of everything :-5

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:49 am

>>^..^ Damn scientists take the fun out of everything

Well... I suppose it would save about 9 hours a week... could be used for something more productive, like.... w o r k. Um.

Bullet · Post by **Bullet** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:40 am

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Must.......have......nookie....... need the......nooooookie. See, I knew girls had coodies.

persephone · Post by **persephone** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:24 pm

Well we were told the other day in class that a British doctor had concluded "sex really wasn't good for you" (UK-think stiff upright doctors 20 years or so back, US just think of English doctors from the image you have of them).

This was after a number (unusally high) of elderly gentlemen had presented with tertiary syphilis within a few weeks of each other... Seems they enjoyed World War II and lived to pay the price :wah:

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:28 pm

Bullet wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Must.......have......nookie....... need the......nooooookie. See, I knew girls had coodies.

Remember that book? Everthing you ever needed to know you learned in Kindergarden! (Coodies!)

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:41 pm

Tombstone wrote: Remember that book? Everthing you ever needed to know you learned in Kindergarden! (Coodies!)

When that Irish movie 'The Commitments was first shown in the US back in the 1990s. US citizens had to have an Ireland/ US English translation of some of our rude words. :wah: :wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:45 pm

I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:50 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Bad news today for people who are fond of a bit of nookie - it can make you ill.th

So...thats why i'm constantly ill!! :wah: :wah:

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:51 pm

abbey wrote: So...thats why i'm constantly ill!! :wah: :wah:
LOL ~ you little devil you

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:54 pm

Bullet wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Must.......have......nookie....... need the......nooooookie. See, I knew girls had coodies.
What are coodies??...

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:54 pm

Oh fer God's sake...What next? Walking will be found "unhealthy"? I suppose the old study that determined sex burns somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 calories a session will be tossed out the window? It's like so many other things: A study one year proclaims something is healthy, and the next it's certain death. Caffeine, eggs, drinking one alcoholic beverage a day, they have all gone back and forth. It's so silly! I'll take my chances, thank you very much!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:59 pm

:wah: abbey wrote: So...thats why i'm constantly ill!! :wah: :wah: :yh_dance

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 12:59 pm

BabyRider wrote: Oh fer God's sake...What next? Walking will be found "unhealthy"? I suppose the old study that determined sex burns somewhere in the neighborhood of 200 calories a session will be tossed out the window? It's like so many other things: A study one year proclaims something is healthy, and the next it's certain death. Caffeine, eggs, drinking one alcoholic beverage a day, they have all gone back and forth. It's so silly! I'll take my chances, thank you very much!
And i for one will second that. :yh_wink

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:00 pm

BabyRider wrote: What next? Walking will be found "unhealthy"?
I've know that for years!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:06 pm

I just knew it. :yh_party That there would be a lot of female interest here :yh_rotfl

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:39 pm

>>^..^ I've know that for years!
Hey, Cass, If you lose the heels once in a while, you'd find walking a bit less uncomfortable! :yh_rotfl

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:48 pm

Guess mama was right, "them gals might be purty, but they aint healthy fer ya":-3

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:54 pm

Them English and Irish girls ruined us

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Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:00 pm

capt_buzzard wrote: Them English and Irish girls ruined us
And tis your best side you be showing now?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:05 pm

Der Wulf wrote: And tis your best side you be showing now?

Oh leave it to you to come up with that? :yh_shamrk

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:08 pm

BabyRider wrote: Hey, Cass, If you lose the heels once in a while, you'd find walking a bit less uncomfortable! :yh_rotfl Who cares about comfort when you look this good?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:11 pm

:yh_party >>^..^ Who cares about comfort when you look this good?