A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"Ewww what's
wrong
with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so
gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she asked. "No,
tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again
wrinkled
up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?"
she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"
My favorite Joke
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My favourite joke -
Frank buys himself a new rifle. He's feeling pretty pleased with himself, thinking he's a big man, so he decides to go hunting. He heads off into the woods and waits for a while, and pretty soon along comes a brown bear. Frank takes careful aim and shoots. Bullseye! He's standing there feeling fairly proud of himself when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a grizzly bear standing there. The bear says "That brown bear you just killed was my cousin, so I'm either gonna have to maul you to death, or we're gonna have to have really rough sex."
Frank thinks about it and decides he can recover from a session with a bear, so he bends over and takes it like a man. It takes him a couple of days to recover, and the whole time he's planning his revenge. When he feels better, he heads out to the woods again. After waiting for a little while, he sees a grizzly bear going past. Frank takes aim and fires. Bullseye again! Frank's feeling extra pleased with himself and does a little dance when all of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a black bear standing there. It says "That bear you just killed was my cousin, so I'm gonna have to maul you to death, or we're gonna have to have really, really rough sex." Well, Frank figures he survived through it last time, he can do it again, so he bends over and takes what's coming to him. This time it takes him a couple of weeks to recover, and again, the whole time he's planning his revenge. So when he's recovered, he heads out to the woods again. He waits for a little while then this black bear comes into sight. Muttering to himself "Teach those bears, who do they think they are...." Frank takes aim, shoots, and Bullseye! Well, Frank just thinks he's the man!! He's dancing around, singing a bit of a song when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a polar bear looking at him, and shaking it's head sadly the polar bear says, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
My favourite joke -
Frank buys himself a new rifle. He's feeling pretty pleased with himself, thinking he's a big man, so he decides to go hunting. He heads off into the woods and waits for a while, and pretty soon along comes a brown bear. Frank takes careful aim and shoots. Bullseye! He's standing there feeling fairly proud of himself when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a grizzly bear standing there. The bear says "That brown bear you just killed was my cousin, so I'm either gonna have to maul you to death, or we're gonna have to have really rough sex."
Frank thinks about it and decides he can recover from a session with a bear, so he bends over and takes it like a man. It takes him a couple of days to recover, and the whole time he's planning his revenge. When he feels better, he heads out to the woods again. After waiting for a little while, he sees a grizzly bear going past. Frank takes aim and fires. Bullseye again! Frank's feeling extra pleased with himself and does a little dance when all of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a black bear standing there. It says "That bear you just killed was my cousin, so I'm gonna have to maul you to death, or we're gonna have to have really, really rough sex." Well, Frank figures he survived through it last time, he can do it again, so he bends over and takes what's coming to him. This time it takes him a couple of weeks to recover, and again, the whole time he's planning his revenge. So when he's recovered, he heads out to the woods again. He waits for a little while then this black bear comes into sight. Muttering to himself "Teach those bears, who do they think they are...." Frank takes aim, shoots, and Bullseye! Well, Frank just thinks he's the man!! He's dancing around, singing a bit of a song when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a polar bear looking at him, and shaking it's head sadly the polar bear says, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"