A commentators nightmare....a soccer team packed with the worlds rudest-named players..............
Hope no one is offended...if so ....sorry
Apologies to our American friends if they don't know any of these people.
1 David Seaman
(ex Arsenal & England goal keeper)
2 Danny Shittu 3 Rod Fanni
(QPR) (Nice in France)
4 Julian Dicks 5 Argelico F***s (?????)
(ex west Ham) (ex Benifica)
6 Uwe Fuchs 7 Nicky Butt
(ex Middlesborough ) (Birningham city)
8 Paul Dickov 9 Tony Woodcock
(Blackburn Rovers) (ex Nottingham Forest & England)
10 Dean Windass 11 Nwankwo Kano
(Bradford City) (West Brom)
Rude Dude X1
Rude Dude X1
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
Rude Dude X1
Lol!
Rude Dude X1
Clancy wrote: LOL' ...I can't remember which commentator said it, but I do recall one of them saying live on air : "Seaman just allowed it to trickle past 
I like the commentators bloopers too ....
Proof that real life is often stranger, and funnier, than fiction. Below the top nine "bloopers" by NBC commentators during the Athens Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
:)
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I like the commentators bloopers too ....
Proof that real life is often stranger, and funnier, than fiction. Below the top nine "bloopers" by NBC commentators during the Athens Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
:)
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A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home