What is with men pissing outside?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:00 pm

Took a girl home once and needed to use the toilet. She said that when I flushed it would wake her mom and dad up, so would I mind using the kitchen sink. Somehow it didn't seem right but I was desperate. After 10 minutes, I poked my head round the kitchen door and asked if she had any toilet paper

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:07 pm

Of course not

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:07 pm

I used the bread bin

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:07 am

FOND DU LAC, Wis. Nov 29, 2005 Ã¢â‚¬

People caught urinating in public are being taken to the woodshed, figuratively at least, with court orders to write signed letters of apology that are published in the local newspaper.

"I am so terribly sorry for urinating outside of a public place in your city," a Madison man wrote in a letter published this week. "It was not a very intelligent thing to do Ã¢â‚¬¦ I know whoever reads this loves Fond du Lac and I dishonored your town and myself in the process."

"My behavior was both immature and disrespectful," another man wrote. "Ã¢â‚¬¦ I will make sure that, in the future, I will act in a more appropriate way. I was out of line and it will never happen again."

Under the creative sentencing policy implemented by Judge Jerry Jaye of Lakeside Municipal Court more than a year ago, anyone convicted of urinating in public must write letters of apology to a downtown business group and to the community. The letters to the community are published on the opinions page of The Reporter newspaper.

The signed letters are posted in court, and there's also a fine for disorderly conduct.

Police Lt. Steve Klein said the policy has been effective in making people take responsibility for their actions, and it's also been a deterrent.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:09 am

Thank god I am out in the country.......... or I might get writers cramp apologising.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:53 pm

Dang - it's warm here and the outside pissing is starting up again :wah: . BTS just opened the back door to **** outside when the bathroom is 5 feet away...... Go figure....... maybe I'd do it if there were enough bushes...............BWAAAAHAHAHAHA

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:55 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: Dang - it's warm here and the outside pissing is starting up again :wah: . BTS just opened the back door to **** outside when the bathroom is 5 feet away...... Go figure....... maybe I'd do it if there were enough bushes...............BWAAAAHAHAHAHA

Yah u might hun... If'n u did not have to sqat to pee............:driving:

Besides the neighbor gal says it is OK:-6 LOL NOT!!!!!!!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:26 pm

There are several advantages to peeing outside. You don't have to put the seat back down or worry about hitting the floor or the toilet seat. Certain chemicals in urine can enhance growth of plants and veggies as well as deter certain insects.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:39 pm

Lon wrote: There are several advantages to peeing outside. You don't have to put the seat back down or worry about hitting the floor or the toilet seat. Certain chemicals in urine can enhance growth of plants and veggies as well as deter certain insects.

Are you suggesting he market his product? :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:50 pm

and the neighbors enjoy it as well!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:22 am

KarazePapa, Should of been said long ago.

Thanks..

[QUOTE]Sorry, but I would not dignify an answer to this.[/QUOTE]

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:43 am

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:49 pm

your husband urinates outdoors like a dog, and this makes you so proud you and he are compelled to tell thousands of people all about it. what class.

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:30 pm

abbey wrote: :-2 Am i alone in thinking this is wrong?

If Ian peed out back while at my house i'd kick his nuts into the middle of next week!

No you're NOT alone Abbey.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:42 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: Dang - it's warm here and the outside pissing is starting up again :wah: . BTS just opened the back door to **** outside when the bathroom is 5 feet away...... Go figure....... maybe I'd do it if there were enough bushes...............BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHow proud you must be! :-2

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:09 pm

I wasn't aware we were so desperate for topics of conversation in FG.

How totally gross and tasteless. :yh_sick

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:54 pm

BTS in action

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BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:03 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wasn't aware we were so desperate for topics of conversation in FG.

How totally gross and tasteless. :yh_sick
Did ya see Kramms pic o me babe? (the post after yours)??

Not tasteless........... Jus a fact -O-Life........ Men dew Pee outdoors....

As we have a leg up on you gals and it might make you jealous that we can?

I doo understand how you might think it tasteless if not able to do it SOOOOO freely

Juss a thought.

Soooo **** on you

OH PS:

I think this was a "JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT THREAD":

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:04 pm

OHHHH....it's getting warm outside now...:wah: I wish I could hide around a corner and not have to go to the house..........

Did any of you offended people bother to read the subject it was in......JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT...........Get a life.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:16 pm

BTS wrote: Did ya see Kramms pic o me babe? (the post after yours)??

Not tasteless........... Jus a fact -O-Life........ Men dew Pee outdoors....

As we have a leg up on you gals and it might make you jealous that we can?

I doo understand how you might think it tasteless if not able to do it SOOOOO freely

Juss a thought.

Soooo **** on you

OH PS:

I think this was a "JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT THREAD":
Men with class do NOT pee outdoors.

I don't care where the thread was posted, it is tasteless, disgusting, gross, and proves yet one more thing about you. You seem to have NOT denied that you do this, and like I said, any man with any class would not do it.

Soooooo p!ss on YOU. Oh, but I'm sure that's a common occurence when you're drunk.

Go **** on,...I mean pick on someone else....I'm bored with you.