Getting what you ask for! (adult-ish)

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sunny104
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Getting what you ask for! (adult-ish)

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A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"Okay, mister, but this is a private club, so slip 20 bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.

The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed.

Minutes passed and nothing happened.

He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.

"Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice, "Again?"
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Sheryl
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Getting what you ask for! (adult-ish)

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:wah: :wah: That was a good one!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"

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OpenMind
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:yh_rotfl
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