the glossary

[Wolverine]

POOPIE GLOSSARY

GHOST: The kind where you feel it come out, but there is nothing in the toilet.

CLEAN: The kind where you get it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you’re done poopie-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants, and then you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke (or break a blood vessel in your face).

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

SKID-MARK POOPIE: The poopie that sinks to the bottom of the toilet and leaves brown streaks after it is flushed down, usually in someone else’s house or just after you have cleaned the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: (Self explanatory)

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: The kind that hurts so much coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE: (The power dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S A POOPIE: This poopie comes out smooth and fast but after viewing it in the toilet, you’re amazed at its size.

LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE: It smells so bad your nose burns, usually greenish in color.

UPPERCLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that doesn’t smell.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but OOPS!”a poopie.

THE ROCK BOTTOM POOPIE: The kind of poopie that only comes halfway out; then you walk around all day felling like you have rocks in your butt.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[pina]

Now I need a pee after laughing so much.

Mine's a CAN'T BELIEVE ITS A POOPIE. :wah:

[Wolverine]

pina wrote: Now I need a pee after laughing so much.

Mine's a CAN'T BELIEVE ITS A POOPIE. :wah:
so you're a wabbit too?