Warning To Women

[SOJOURNER]

Some of you have not experienced it yet- but be aware

IT will happen to you too.

Importance: High

Very good warning..some will heed it and some will not...



WARNING TO ALL WOMEN - Do NOT fall asleep!!!!!

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose

kidneys were stolen while he was passed out---well, read on. While that

was an "urban legend" this one is not. It's happening everyday to woman

just like this one.



My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rd,

four years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my

body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the

texture of cooked oatmeal!

Who would have done such a cruel thing? I spent the entire

summer looking for them, searched, in vain, at pools and beaches, anywhere I

might find female limbs exposed. I became obsessed. Finally, hurt and angry, I

resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose.



Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again! My

rear end was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to

match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches

lower than the original) to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. Now

my rear complimented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long

skirts would stay in fashion.



It was 2 years ago when I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning while fixing my hair, I watched horrified but

fascinated, as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro

with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary.

My body was being replaced, cleverly and fiendishly, one section at a time.



Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age was supposed to creep

up, unnoticed and intangible, something like maturity.

Then my poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving

turkey, it now reminded me of.



This NOT a hoax! This is happening to women

in every town everynight. Warn all your friends!!!!!

PS.... Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was

lying in bed and they were gone. As I sprang from my bed, I was

relieved to see that they were just hiding in my pajama bottoms. I now

keep them tucked in my waistband.

[Betty Boop]

Nah, that won't happen to me!! I take my daily exercise!