Ask Nomad anything!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:14 am

Nomad,

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked....

can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:36 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Nomad,

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked....

can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Great question pepper girl !

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:43 pm

Nomad wrote: Great question pepper girl !

:yh_rotfl Oh, how cheap!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:52 pm

Wolverine wrote: are thongs as comfortable as everyone makes them out to be?
On the rare occassions I wear undies, yes, thongs are very comfortable. :sneaky:

Nomad, are you going to be able to help me make my sig line way cooler than it is now? :yh_bigsmi

Robin313 · Post by **Robin313** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:16 pm

Yes,but is Art?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:49 pm

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl Oh, how cheap!
Now, now, now....let's give him the benefit of the doubt......he's probably thinking really hard on a good response.

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:56 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Now, now, now....let's give him the benefit of the doubt......he's probably thinking really hard on a good response.

:wah:

what have you done peeper girl Glow dammit !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:57 pm

BabyRider wrote: On the rare occassions I wear undies, yes, thongs are very comfortable. :sneaky:

Nomad, are you going to be able to help me make my sig line way cooler than it is now? :yh_bigsmi

Im sorry the thong thingy through me...what was the question ?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:28 pm

Nomad wrote: A nylon stocking. Mesh. Black. Down around the chin. Then shave your ass and borrow one of cuddles thongs.
if i could get one of those i could die a HAPPY, HAPPY wolvie

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:31 pm

Nomad wrote: what have you done peeper girl Glow dammit !

I'm glowing, I'm glowing......right????? :p

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:41 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god, that just gave me a severe pain behind my right eye.

Hey girl....talk to the mad....Nomad!

*ya lil frog thief! :rolleyes: *

He's got this cool software for making signiture lines.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:53 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: I'm glowing, I'm glowing......right????? :p

somethings wrong pepper

its all gone to hell in a handbasket

youve got a bulb out

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:55 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god, that just gave me a severe pain behind my right eye.

I hate to be the one to break it to you but that pain is your brain

it hurts all of us like that :wah: :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:54 pm

flopstock wrote: Hey nomad..lost the thread with the challenge...

How about a game of 'Global Thermal Nuclear War' ?:sneaky:

And how come those arcade games don't come with instructions for those of us who've never played them before?

Why has the spring wheather gone away again?

Speakin of war... boxers, briefs or commando?

Heya foopster I need some more practice I really suck.

At all of them.

If I dont beat pina on my first try I throw a tantrum

Any idea why Im writing so loud ?:D

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:55 pm

Nomad wrote: Heya foopster I need some more practice I really suck.

At all of them.

If I dont beat pina on my first try I throw a tantrum

Any idea why Im writing so loud ?:D 'cause you're not rich per your signature? :wah: Nomad 4, LC, 18

........................

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 6:59 pm

that would make me......

@#*#*@ !!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:08 pm

When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:11 pm

do you feel like another bloodied lip?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 5:13 pm

Hey Nomad....

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? :-3

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:21 pm

the aliens are invading...what do i do.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:47 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Invading what? I've got a really nasty mental image going here.:-2

and this is why i should be more specific...

no they are not invading the netherlands, although capture might be a bit risky for those reasons.

no i'm refering to patrols scaning my house with ray guns, my trusty tinfoil hat and coat hangars have proved useful in disrupting there human detection systems but i don't know how much longer i can remain hiden.

what do i do

i can wait for a reply so take your time.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:53 pm

*hearing Twilight Zone theme song*

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:01 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *hearing Twilight Zone theme song*

*coupled with X-Files theme*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:58 am

Lil~Basco wrote: Hey Nomad....

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? :-3

I once went to a National Schizophrenics Assoc. cocktail party. Every one had several name tags on. They can just do what they want, its cumbersome getting involved.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:00 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I've got really long toes. If I painted with them, would it still be finger painting?

You know what they say about girls with long toes. :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:06 am

Alfred wrote: the aliens are invading...what do i do.

Hellooooo

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 5:07 am

If that doesnt work try this

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:09 am

Accountable wrote: When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?
Why do you pick and choose which questions you will answer? :-1

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 6:28 am

Accountable wrote: Why do you pick and choose which questions you will answer? :-1

When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?

Sorry Ive been busy working on a better mousetrap.

You have to let this go now. She may be done with parole but the next crack whore charges are just around the corner. I know she seemed lovely and because she didnt wear panties seemed like a real thrill at the time but in retrospect isnt this your "bottom of the barrel" period ?

We dont want to wallow in that putrid cesspool again do we ?

Acc ?

No we dont.

Let it go man !

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:43 am

Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I'm half way through my meal and realize, OMG....I could be eating a slow learner.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 7:47 am

Lil~Basco wrote: Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I'm half way through my meal and realize, OMG....I could be eating a slow learner.

Nah....they have to do something with the offspring.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 8:14 am

When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he think he was doing?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:03 pm

Nomad wrote: If that doesnt work try this

ohh hell i'll just surrender instead.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:39 pm

Will Nomad ever put back his yellow dancing smiley avatar? :-3

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 8:50 pm

Does Nomad like any of the avatars we've posted for him to consider?

If not, here's a few more............. You'll have to click on the first two to see them move.

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Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:27 pm

Oh Cyri Nomad Ison, Whyfore hast thou not conjured an adequate signature for Me, thy most loyal compatriot?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:26 pm

Yer a good man. :-6

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:58 pm

Why do you love me soooo much?? :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:02 pm

jennyswan wrote: Why do you love me soooo much?? :wah:

Cause your sassy !

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:04 pm

Cause your sassy !

Oh boy and I haven't even got warmed up!! :-4

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:05 pm

What's the weather forecast for tonight into Sunday?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:20 pm

Weve had some snow here pepper. Next week I believe were getting some double digit below zero weather. FINALLY ! Honestly...I like that, its a challenge, I enjoy being in it.

Want some ?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:25 pm

Nomad wrote: Weve had some snow here pepper. Next week I believe were getting some double digit below zero weather. FINALLY ! Honestly...I like that, its a challenge, I enjoy being in it.

Want some ?

Sweetie, it sure would beat all this monsoon rain we've been blessed with today! Send it my way!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:29 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Sweetie, it sure would beat all this monsoon rain we've been blessed with today! Send it my way!

Your my kinda girl !