Ask Nomad anything!

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:51 pm

Why does your avatar jump around so much?

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:42 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Where is Nomad? He's falling behind in answering these important questions.

Ditto!!!!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:30 pm

Im flat, out of material, all used up, a dead fish, weak of mind & spirit, a slug, a beached whale, fizzled out, just no damn good !

CountryDweller · Post by **CountryDweller** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 6:06 pm

Nomad wrote: Im flat, out of material, all used up, a dead fish, weak of mind & spirit, a slug, a beached whale, fizzled out, just no damn good !

What's this BS? :-3

You're as good as you've ever been!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:27 pm

That's how you feel after the Holiday meal.....................

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:07 am

Nomad wrote: Im flat, out of material, all used up, a dead fish, weak of mind & spirit, a slug, a beached whale, fizzled out, just no damn good !

what brings you to this unfortunate state of mind?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:58 am

Nomad wrote: Im flat, out of material, all used up, a dead fish, weak of mind & spirit, a slug, a beached whale, fizzled out, just no damn good !
WRONG!!

Sorry, forgot the theme of the thread.

WRONG??

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:13 am

Nomad wrote: Im flat, out of material, all used up, a dead fish, weak of mind & spirit, a slug, a beached whale, fizzled out, just no damn good !Get to the important part. How does this affect me? :yh_angel

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:23 am

Okay, Champ. You've taken a few shots out there, but you've still got a chance! Just keep your left up, jab in with the right. Left up, Right in. Left up Right in. Leftuprightinleftuprightinleftuprightinleftupright!! That's how I wantchya to end up, Left upright!

Now, How many fingers am I holding up?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:33 am

Guess which number I'm thinking between one and one hundred.

What is it, O Swami of the Cyber world?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:11 am

I've been through therapy, and it has been determined that I absolutely do not have multiple personality disorder. How do I break it to the guys without alienating them or making them angry? :-3

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:28 am

Accountable wrote: I've been through therapy, and it has been determined that I absolutely do not have multiple personality disorder. How do I break it to the guys without alienating them or making them angry? :-3

Pesky critters. This is the only thing that will get rid of them.

Wear several name tags just in case.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:42 pm

usually when i have a problem i just hit it/him with a shovel a few times and it all goes away.

however the heat is not something i can hit with a shovel.

no aircon, fans can't make a difference... how ohh how do i stop this.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:25 pm

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:26 pm

Alfred wrote: usually when i have a problem i just hit it/him with a shovel a few times and it all goes away.

however the heat is not something i can hit with a shovel.

no aircon, fans can't make a difference... how ohh how do i stop this.

Hmmm....

hit it/him with a shovel. never thought of that. Thanks Alfred.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:08 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I'll adopt you and you can live in Utah. Its just a tad above freezing right now.

sounds like the freezer, only theres not enough room for me to live in there.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:09 pm

Wolverine wrote: Hmmm....

hit it/him with a shovel. never thought of that. Thanks Alfred.

its solved every problem i've had thus far.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:14 pm

Hey! Hey!

This is the Ask Nomad thread. Right Nomad?

Now go back and edit all those statement-posts and add "Right Nomad?" to them. Right Nomad?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:10 pm

Are ya feeling better yet, Nomad?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:11 pm

Why sine wave? If we must use the word sine, shouldn't it be sine post?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:12 pm

What is the best brand of aluminum to use for my foil hat?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:14 pm

Since we have to purchase foil to make hats, and said purchases are made from corporations, and corporation ownership is traded on the stock market, and it is established fact that aliens control the stock market, are we not funding the research in how to overcome the blocking effects of the aluminum hats by the very act of gettin them?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:15 pm

NOMAD, Has the fat lady sung..!! The STEELERS are putting it to the COLTS.. love it.

Look like next week Steelers in Denver..!!

This is getting good.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:16 pm

I was thinking of adding a jaunty aluminum pheasant feather to my hat. what do you think?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:00 pm

I spoke to soon.. woooo!! what a game..:-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:07 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Guess which number I'm thinking between one and one hundred.

What is it, O Swami of the Cyber world?

:)

37

Youll say it was 64 just to screw me up but its 37

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:09 pm

Alfred wrote: usually when i have a problem i just hit it/him with a shovel a few times and it all goes away.

however the heat is not something i can hit with a shovel.

no aircon, fans can't make a difference... how ohh how do i stop this.

Patience is a virtue, winter is on its way

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:10 pm

Wolverine wrote: How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Your driving yourself mad....stop it

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:12 pm

Accountable wrote: Hey! Hey!

This is the Ask Nomad thread. Right Nomad?

Now go back and edit all those statement-posts and add "Right Nomad?" to them. Right Nomad?
I occasasionally appoint underlings

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:13 pm

Accountable wrote: Are ya feeling better yet, Nomad?

I was starting to then I read the Wal Mart thread

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:13 pm

Plasma screen up yet?

*ready with chips and dips*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:15 pm

Accountable wrote: Why sine wave? If we must use the word sine, shouldn't it be sine post?

Sine is not a recognizable word, please dont try to fool Nomad

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:17 pm

Accountable wrote: What is the best brand of aluminum to use for my foil hat?

Reynolds Heavy Duty

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:18 pm

Accountable wrote: Since we have to purchase foil to make hats, and said purchases are made from corporations, and corporation ownership is traded on the stock market, and it is established fact that aliens control the stock market, are we not funding the research in how to overcome the blocking effects of the aluminum hats by the very act of gettin them?

Please redirect your question to the Ask Babyrider Anything thread

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:19 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Plasma screen up yet?

*ready with chips and dips*

yes :-6 :-6 :-6 :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:20 pm

Accountable wrote: I was thinking of adding a jaunty aluminum pheasant feather to my hat. what do you think?

Stunning ! Esquire very esquire !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:21 pm

Oh boy!

I bet you are enjoying the football games on it!:)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:24 pm

Its stunning bunny, got a movie in the q for tonight

the technology is amazing

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:25 pm

It sounds marvelous!

Get out the popcorn and enjoy the movie with Mrs. Nomad tonight!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:40 pm

Its an oral copulation reference

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:43 pm

are thongs as comfortable as everyone makes them out to be?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:45 pm

i find that aluminum hats wreak havoc on my hair.

what do you suggest for a liner? something breathable.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:19 am

Wolverine wrote: are thongs as comfortable as everyone makes them out to be?

Please redirect this question to the Ask Babyrider thread.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:21 am

Wolverine wrote: i find that aluminum hats wreak havoc on my hair.

what do you suggest for a liner? something breathable.

A nylon stocking. Mesh. Black. Down around the chin. Then shave your ass and borrow one of cuddles thongs.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:26 am

Any suggestions on how to get that visual out of my head??

[smilie=9,8,12]

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:44 am

Accountable wrote: Any suggestions on how to get that visual out of my head??

[smilie=9,8,12]

Not a pretty picture is it ? This is our rabid wolverine, guess we just gotta deal with it.:rolleyes: