ideas for research project

student · Post by **student** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:30 am

Can anyone help me with an idea for a research project for College that will help me when (I hope) start Univesity to do a Law LLB degree ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:45 am

I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetary, they found fragments of human bones! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway? You should try to get to the bottom of this. Seems like something we should know about !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:49 am

If you're an archeologist, I bet it's real embarrassing to put together a skull from a bunch of ancient bone fragments, but then it turns out it's not a skull but just an old dried-out potato. You might want to have it tested before you turn your paper in. God ! How embarrassing would that be ?!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:51 am

Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?

Bastards !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:53 am

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

Why dont you invent a baby duck hat ? I bet it would make you very popular ! :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:00 pm

Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

I just hope your not like "Cricket Boy"

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:04 pm

We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that night when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

You could write about that. Grandpa Skitters was what we called him.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:07 pm

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway that's my point.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 1:13 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I need a blank stare smilie.[smilie=1,39,11] How's this?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:04 pm

student wrote: Can anyone help me with an idea for a research project for College that will help me when (I hope) start Univesity to do a Law LLB degree ?
What kind of law are you interested in?

What type of research?

I would be happy to help you pick out a topic, if you PM me.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Oh sure ! Make me look like a selfish cannibal ! :-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:05 pm

:wah: Cannibalistic Tendancies Among the Jurispridents...................

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:52 pm

Nomad wrote: Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

I just hope your not like "Cricket Boy"

:-3 .......what was going on? Why did he chirp? It sounds all so sorted........:-2 perhaps a study should be made about that.

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:16 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I imagine Nomad was the instigator of this pathetic little passion play... "Hello, Cricket Boy, I can't help but admire those large thighs of yours!"

Later that day "Hey guys, did you see that dork rubbing his legs together? He didn't really think I wanted to hear him chirp for me again, did he?"

Children are so unkind.

:-2 just ain't cricket is it Snooze.