Only In San Antonio

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:24 am

A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the

driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had

just won

$5,000 in the statewide safety competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Highway

Patrolman .

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he

answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger

seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at

the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen

car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice

said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:29 pm

cute one Acc! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:37 pm

KarazePapa wrote: how is the lady cop. I acquired one of the motorcycles that they retired out from the local dept. nice bike. needs a good over haul on the engine but otherwise in good shape.

retired cop-karaze papahi..i haven't seen you before, so welcome...retired from what dept.if you don't mind saying?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:44 pm

KarazePapa wrote: I met you when I first joined, but have been away for sometime. I with the police dept in Missoula. Detective division. My wife passed away in Sept and I just sort of slipped out for a while.sorry i forgot! and condolences on the loss of your wife. it's good to have a brother here.