My ex, a cautionary tale

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:16 pm

Darlin'...he would have been the peanut butter bait on that fence after speaking to me like that!!! He wouldn't have to worry about anymore night vision problems...at all!!!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:22 pm

Snooze, you forget to say "Daddy, may I?" when you got you?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:22 pm

tell him to get some night-vision goggles and if he ever does it again shoot his sorry arse. then call the police and say you thought he was a burgler.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:36 pm

tmbsgrl wrote: I am guessing this is one of the main reasons he is now your EX.:-3
I would guess so too.

No woman wants to be with a slob hunter. One must eat what one kills. Bluejays can't be good eating -- not much meat!:rolleyes:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 7:56 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Did I make it obvious this man had a meth problem?
How many years did you have invested in this ball 'n chain?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:04 pm

pity he never shot him self in the foot in the dark at all hours of the night.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:12 pm

moverguy wrote: What do you call a lady with two black eyes?!

Slow learner...

What do you call when she gets revenge?! A defense attorney!
would you really be able to make the call after she seeks revenge???? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:21 pm

moverguy wrote: Silly, a defense attorney for HER! Murder 1 most likely

oooops got ya

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:47 am

tell him to get some night-vision goggles and if he ever does it again shoot his sorry arse. then call the police and say you thought he was a burgler.

My sentiments exactly :wah:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:07 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: I would guess so too.

No woman wants to be with a slob hunter. One must eat what one kills. Bluejays can't be good eating -- not much meat!:rolleyes:

lady cop wrote: tell him to get some night-vision goggles and if he ever does it again shoot his sorry arse. then call the police and say you thought he was a burgler.

So if you shoot him and then eat what you kill, (eww...) would there be any evidence of the dirty deed or would you get away with murder? hehehe

(of course, you'd have to grind up the bones...but they might make good mulch for the garden. Alternatively, you could feed them to all the neighbourhood dogs as an apology for him scaring them! Lol. )

Btw, I'm not really weird, the voices told me to write this! :rolleyes:

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:43 pm

Rapunzel wrote: So if you shoot him and then eat what you kill, (eww...) would there be any evidence of the dirty deed or would you get away with murder? hehehe

(of course, you'd have to grind up the bones...but they might make good mulch for the garden. Alternatively, you could feed them to all the neighbourhood dogs as an apology for him scaring them! Lol. )

Btw, I'm not really weird, the voices told me to write this! :rolleyes:

Bwaaa haaaa haaaaa....what a great mind!!!! :wah: