But of course we all live in the real :-5 world with Real :-6 Children.
Monday's child has no wish to please
Choosing to miss his GCE's
We fear he'll grow to be such a fool
The child who refuses to go to school.
Tuesday's child is mighty thrifty
His money goes far, towards even car!!
You don't want to dwell on the horrors of crime
Save that for the visits ..when he's doing time.
Wednsday's child is the light of your life
She yearns for the chance to be somebodys wife
She's had a few boyfriends ...in fact... quite a few
Can someone tell us what Grandparents do?
Thursday's child's angry....we don't know what for!
He kicks at the cat...and damaged a door
'They' told us at '3' the tantrums would pass
We've now spent a fortune on purchasing glass.
Friday's child's mellow...but don't be amazed
Look closely ...you'll see his eyeballs are glazed
'They tell us to chill!!!..it's OK using 'draw'
They're simply pre-empting a change in the law,
Saturday's child's funny...he's having a blast
And anything goes...because he can run fast
We tell him to listen...consider and think
But his brain has been pickled by far too much drink.
There must be a child who isn't so bad
That dosen't delight in making us sad
Yes!!!!!!!......the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonnie...and blith....and good....and gay!!!
The parents are worn, and turning gray
they've really tried to forget which day
when for a few moments of lust and fun
their carefree lives became undone
