Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

wizard · Post by **wizard** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:55 pm

Nice............................ that's me off corned beef for a while then!

I had a job in a kebab factory once.................. I only lasted a day :-3

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:56 pm

Makes you want to be a vegetarian..................

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:56 pm

wizard wrote: Nice............................ that's me off corned beef for a while then!

I had a job in a kebab factory once.................. I only lasted a day :-3

do tell:-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm

*putting paws over ears*

wizard · Post by **wizard** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm

We sat round a table with buckets full of meat and veg and had to put them on sticks, the trouble was the sticks were sharp and kept stabbing my fingers....... not what I call Hygienic and enough to put me off kebabs too

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:00 pm

You really gave a part of yourself to that job..........................:p

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:26 pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

That's why you want to do your own! :p

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:38 pm

2006 is almost here, for me anyway.

7 hours and 22 minuets.

race you there.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:43 pm

the only people who beat me to it are the Pacific, New Zealand and all those states that run on EDST.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:41 am

Where is everyone this morning?! :-2

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:52 am

SOJOURNER wrote: Where is everyone this morning?! :-2
I don't know - Even I'm not here

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:54 am

SOJOURNER wrote: Where is everyone this morning?! :-2

Im still reeling from your hung like a horse comment.....must re-think forum involvement :-3

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:33 am

Nomad wrote: Im still reeling from your hung like a horse comment.....must re-think forum involvement :-3Cite your sources! Where is that?? I missed it. :-2

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:35 am

:wah: Poor AC, go to bed early one night.......................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:35 am

Accountable wrote: Cite your sources! Where is that?? I missed it. :-2

That's what happens when you're down with the flue.............. Pay attention now. Today is a new day and who knows what might come forth from it. :-6

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:40 am

You people are cruel, cruel!:yh_beatup

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:41 am

Still look a little green around the gills, AC.......................:p

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:45 am

And 'they' call ME Greenie!!!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:51 am

HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:54 am

Accountable wrote: HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.

Go for it! At least you are honest about it.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:09 am

Accountable wrote: HA! I've got one thing going for me neither of you will ever have. I'm a man! My lady will baby me as long as I care to milk it.

Women can and do have that

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:12 am

Lucky guys!

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:33 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever had so much to drink you weren't sure what day it is? Is it 2006 yet?:-2
More than once. And no, not yet.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:15 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you ever had so much to drink you weren't sure what day it is? Is it 2006 yet?:-2

As much as I sometimes wish I could slam a few back, Ill never really miss that feeling.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:17 pm

well to anyone who's no there yet, greetings from 2006.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:19 pm

It's 3.20am and there is nobody here!! I've sobered up from night out so starting again!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:20 pm

Alfred wrote: well to anyone who's no there yet, greetings from 2006.

We've made it to 2006 and it's going to be a great year!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:13 am

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:15 am

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:16 am

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:17 am

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:19 am

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Ancient chinese people didn't go out to the fields with Pool Cues, so how did they miss the jump from shovel to spoon???

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:21 am

this one is for Ted...

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:22 am

Why do dogs sniff other dogÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s butts to say hello, why donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t they just bark in their face or something?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:23 am

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:25 am

this one is for Farlie...

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:25 am

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:26 am

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 4:27 am

If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?