No calling card.

Frederick · Post by **Frederick** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:14 am

Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:39 am

I think I'm still sleepless about it....................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:41 am

That's why I'm sleepless? What inner meaning is it? What does it portend for the future?

I'm going back to read the funnies...................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:01 am

Frederick wrote: Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.
You won't SIT on their toddy?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:06 am

Have a Sear's catalogue nearby?

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:09 am

We could follow the leash laws and bag it and take it with us...........

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:09 am

I wasn't sleepless, but I am now.

I'm going to the head. Somebody cover me.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:11 am

There's always kitty litter................

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:12 am

SnoozeControl wrote: A little off topic, but my auntie used to light a match after a bathroom visit. Apparently, she preferred the smell of sulfur.:-2Maybe she was a closet fart flamer & didn't want you to know. :wah:

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:12 am

When I was little, my Mom had her 'toilette spray' in the bathroom. She finally figured out why she went through the stuff so fast when she saw me spraying the bowl after I used it.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:13 am

Is that what toilette water was? Always wondered when I was a kid...................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:22 am

hey wait, AC is in there Far!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:25 am

Far Rider wrote: yep... my fathers prefered method of cleansing the outhouse prior to use... specially when five boys were done!

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*Hack! Hack!*

*cough*

:yh_ghost

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:30 am

Accountable wrote: *Hack! Hack!*

*cough*

:yh_ghost
SMOKING WILL KILL YOU!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:34 am

*blowing teacher's whistle to get out of there!*

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:54 pm

Accountable wrote: *Hack! Hack!*

*cough*

:yh_ghost

Are you Ok Acc cause you seem to have gone of line

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:55 pm

Huh?????????????

Pilgrim · Post by **Pilgrim** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:55 pm

[QUOTE=Frederick]Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.[/QUOTE]

How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:55 pm

Pilgrim wrote: [QUOTE=Frederick]Visiting friends this season? For a discreet poo with no evidence of use, a couple of strategically placed tissues before use should do the trick.[/QUOTE]

How does this help if it does not flush. Thos nasty ones that are too looooooonnnggg!!!And floaters can be really embarassing for a guest!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:14 pm

:yh_rotfl You guys!!

Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet! :wah:

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:06 pm

I'm with you FAR, I laughed out loud at Betty Boops Mum sitation..!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Reminds me of the time my Mum had some workmen out because 'floaters' wouldn't flush! She claimed they needed to do something to the cistern to make it more 'powerful', they claimed she needed to change her diet!