"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment." :wah:
"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." :wah:
Funny things people say (Car Accidents)
Funny things people say (Car Accidents)
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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nvalleyvee
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Funny things people say (Car Accidents)
Those quotes really make me do a belly roll...........it isn't just kids who say the funniest things.
The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
Funny things people say (Car Accidents)
When I was very young and just first driving, I backed out of a parking space and hit a car that was crossing behind me. Having been told that one NEVER admits anything when there is an accident, I got out of the car and demanded from the guy driving the car I hit "How fast were you driving!?"
Needless to say, he just shook his head and got back in his car to wait for the police...................
Needless to say, he just shook his head and got back in his car to wait for the police...................