How to install a poor-man's security system:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour.
Leave the Pitbulls alone, they're pissed since they've just been castrated."
Poor Man's Security System:
Poor Man's Security System:
valerie wrote: How to install a poor-man's security system:
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour.
Leave the Pitbulls alone, they're pissed since they've just been castrated."
Hahahahahahahaha I love it *note to self get the boots on way home*
1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dog dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says:
"Bubba,
Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in an hour.
Leave the Pitbulls alone, they're pissed since they've just been castrated."
Hahahahahahahaha I love it *note to self get the boots on way home*
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Poor Man's Security System:
I love this VAL!!!
My husband owns a restaraunt and works alot of nights! I have been hounding/nagging/kicking/screaming for him to call an alarm company to get figures on a new install and service because I am a BIG FAT SCAREDY CAT!
Luckily I have 2 dogs (who at least "sound" mean on the other side of the door) and wonderful neighbors who check in on me from time to time.
Somtimes I still dont feel safe so I am going to the store today and getting my Poor Mans Alarm System today and using it until my husband gets off his bum and gets me a good loud alarm system thats electronic nd has all the bells and whistles!!
+++I have PTSD from when a guy snuck up on me in the driveway last Xmas eve telling me he ran out of gas, he was cool, but he came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me. I wasnt taking any chances so I threw my cell phone to him and said make your call. I ran inside and called my dad and asked him to stay on the phone with me until I got my phone back through the crack of the door. Im sure since the guy was cool he understood why I was so rude.
My husband owns a restaraunt and works alot of nights! I have been hounding/nagging/kicking/screaming for him to call an alarm company to get figures on a new install and service because I am a BIG FAT SCAREDY CAT!
Luckily I have 2 dogs (who at least "sound" mean on the other side of the door) and wonderful neighbors who check in on me from time to time.
Somtimes I still dont feel safe so I am going to the store today and getting my Poor Mans Alarm System today and using it until my husband gets off his bum and gets me a good loud alarm system thats electronic nd has all the bells and whistles!!
+++I have PTSD from when a guy snuck up on me in the driveway last Xmas eve telling me he ran out of gas, he was cool, but he came out of nowhere and scared the crap out of me. I wasnt taking any chances so I threw my cell phone to him and said make your call. I ran inside and called my dad and asked him to stay on the phone with me until I got my phone back through the crack of the door. Im sure since the guy was cool he understood why I was so rude.
HBIC
Poor Man's Security System:
Many a time i've left my house, shouting "See you later love" and the house has been empty! :sneaky:
Poor Man's Security System:
Over here I often see cars with stickers on the back screen purporting to belong some karate club or other. However, what made me smile was a picture of a rotweiller with a message underneath: "Go on, break in. Make my day!"
In HIM I place my trust.
Poor Man's Security System:
A long time ago, when I lived in a bad area, I got one of those
human figure targets and used it at the shooting range, then taped it in
the back window. Crook comes by and sees only one of your 17 shots
missed, they think twice!
:D
human figure targets and used it at the shooting range, then taped it in
the back window. Crook comes by and sees only one of your 17 shots
missed, they think twice!
:D