A new twist to an old Story

[minks]

SOJOURNER wrote: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls

The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores

While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight

Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip

But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.

Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.

Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking

They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.

Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes

And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket

Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose

One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway

Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git

And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse

So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew

In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.

He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....

The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang
When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG!!!

[OpenMind]

minks wrote: When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG!!!


How the hell do ya follow that???

[minks]

OpenMind wrote: How the hell do ya follow that???


ummmmmmmmmm carefully hehehe

[nvalleyvee]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls

The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores

While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight

Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip

But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.

Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.

Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking

They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.

Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes

And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket

Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose

One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway

Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git

And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse

So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew

In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.

He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....

The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang

When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG.

With a little Swoosh comes a flash of air

[OpenMind]

nvalleyvee wrote: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls



The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores



While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight



Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip



But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.



Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.



Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking



They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.



Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes



And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket



Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose



One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway



Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git



And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse



So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew



In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.



He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....



The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang

When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG.



With a little Swoosh comes a flash of air
And into the night flies Rudolph's ...wig.

[minks]

OpenMind wrote: And into the night flies Rudolph's ...wig.


good night OM you are out past your bed time.....

[OpenMind]

minks wrote: good night OM you are out past your bed time.....
That's for sure.

[minks]

OpenMind wrote: That's for sure.


crazy man hehehe thought you were heading for bed hmmmmm???

[SOJOURNER]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls

The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores

While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight

Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip

But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.

Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.

Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking

They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.

Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes

And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket

Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose

One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway

Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git

And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse

So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew

In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.

He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....

The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang

When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG.

With a little Swoosh comes a flash of air

And into the night flies Rudolph's ...wig.

It sails up high and down it lands

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[minks]

SOJOURNER wrote: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls

The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores

While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight

Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip

But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.

Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.

Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking

They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.

Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes

And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket

Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose

One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway

Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git

And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse

So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew

In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.

He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....

The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang

When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG.

With a little Swoosh comes a flash of air

And into the night flies Rudolph's ...wig.

It sails up high and down it lands



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light as a feather into Grinchy green Hands......

[lady cop]

minks wrote: light as a feather into Grinchy green Hands......then into his pocket his matches he gets......:wah:

[SOJOURNER]

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the malls..............

Were Christmas trees covered in tinsel and balls

The people were rushing in and out of the stores

The spirit of christmas oozed from their pores

While drunks and the grinches stood awed by the sight

Elfs hid in the corner contemplating their plight

Awaiting the entrance of Jolly Saint Nick

And the bags of the toys to take on his trip

But Santa was still back at the Pole drinking wine

while tiny drunken elves molested the swine.

Rudolph, meanwhile, was polishing his nose

While the other reindeer just kicked back and dozed.

Then Grinch came a knocking

Mrs Claus was filling her stocking

They stopped all preparation and with great hesitation

just to hear his poor presentation.

Mrs Claus... put down that hose

I've got something to twinkle your toes

And out of his pocket

it flew like a rocket

Came Rudolph's shiny red nose

It blinked not a bit, no light from it rose

One young elf snatched the nose away

Needless to say - he had no sway

Rudolf pummeled him and is now leading the sleigh

So off goes Rudolph to look for the old fat git

And on again, on again, house after house

for they found n'ery a louse

So back to the roof tops that rusty sleigh flew

to delight all the children who knew

In a flash - the fat man was making his run at last

He flew with his reindeer to make Christmas last.

He whipped them poor reindeers to make them go fast

On Valerie, LC, BR, Chonsi and poor Far is the last....

The Elf is with Santa encouraging the gang

When suddenly from the Pub comes a booming KABANG.

With a little Swoosh comes a flash of air

And into the night flies Rudolph's ...wig.

It sails up high and down it lands

light as a feather into Grinchy green Hands......

then into his pocket his matches he gets......

and sets it on fire, oh, that miserable twit!

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