Forgotten Anniversary

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:18 am

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway

for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She

opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:29 pm

I would'nt have bothered with the funeral arrangements, i'd have buried him out back under the patio.

Alongside his ruddy scales! :p

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:38 pm

He lies Mr. Swift

Got his wife into a fit

He forgot her Christmas gift

She put him 6 feet under as she saw fit.

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:10 pm

The old saying applies - be careful what you ask for!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:05 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I know this is a joke, and I can appreciate the fact it is indeed funny... but it still p*sses me off.

Don't tell me it was your anniversary snooze?