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abbey
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:wah: :wah: Very Good.

You need a bit of light relief travelling on the tube.
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great, when i move over there i won't be able to drive on the wrong side of the road, the steering is in the wrong place, and the red buses are being phased out, and i am not getting on the tube! so Abbey, you shall be driving me about! :driving:
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lady cop wrote: great, when i move over there i won't be able to drive on the wrong side of the road, the steering is in the wrong place, and the red buses are being phased out, and i am not getting on the tube! so Abbey, you shall be driving me about! :driving: Yea, right, think not dear Lady, i'm frightened to death of motorways,

i'm scared of the articulated lorries not seeing me and crushing me like a sarnie. :eek:
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I must admit you do get some amusing announcments occasionally..

I was on the tube once and there were beggars on it, it came over the tannoy..

"There are beggars operating on this tube, we please advise you not to give them money and please feel free to tell them to sod off"

the entire section l was sitting in cracked up..he beggars left with very annoyed looks on their faces..The thing was they were carrying signs saying they did not speak or understand english, but please give me money l am starving and have children.. They suer understood the announcement though!!!!:wah:
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black cabs it is then. :rolleyes:
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venus wrote: I must admit you do get some amusing announcments occasionally..



I was on the tube once and there were beggars on it, it came over the tannoy..



"There are beggars operating on this tube, we please advise you not to give them money and please feel free to tell them to sod off"



the entire section l was sitting in cracked up..he beggars left with very annoyed looks on their faces..The thing was they were carrying signs saying they did not speak or understand english, but please give me money l am starving and have children.. They suer understood the announcement though!!!!:wah::wah: :wah: Cheeky Beggars.
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I wouldnt have minded so much but l was drinking an ice tea when the announcement came on and l nearly choked...:wah:
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venus wrote: I wouldnt have minded so much but l was drinking an ice tea when the announcement came on and l nearly choked...:wah:Not nearly as choked as the beggar! :D
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yup

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