Husband shopping!

[valerie]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a

husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men

increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose

a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down

except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some

husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women

read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not

loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are

extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's

further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good

looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,

"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went."

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,

are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong

romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be

awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove

that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left --we

hope you fall down the stairs."

[abbey]

:wah: :wah: I dread to think what delights were in the basement! :-3

[Valerie100]

Great joke, Valerie! Yes, good men really are hard to find, and most of the good ones are taken.