Perks of being over 50

[Lil~Basco]

(Received this from a friend that just turned 50)

People call you at 9pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

Things you buy won't wear out.

You can live without sex but not your glasses.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

You sing along to elevator music.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

You can't remember who sent you this list.

[chonsigirl]

:wah: Lil, I want you in my Red Hatter's group!

[Lil~Basco]

SnoozeControl wrote: "People no longer view you as a hypochondriac."

Thats the one I need.


Think ya have a long way to go snooze, to hit 50....

so, nope...ya can't use it yet!