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What do you see in this picture?

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A pair of ears??

Big ones!;)
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abbey wrote: A pair of ears??

Big ones!;)


Yes I see that too...... But there are 9 of what ever they are but not ears
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SnoozeControl wrote: Abbey! I swear to god, I'm going to find an avatar you'd be embarrassed to use.I'm British luv, we had Maggie Thatcher as Prime Minister, NOTHING you say or do could embarrass me! :D :p
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SnoozeControl wrote: Its another red x... but I could make something up.



I see Galbally naked as a jaybird (where did that expression come from, anyway?) :-2


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What is the origin of naked as a jaybird?



This phrase, and its British counterpart naked as a robin, do not have clear origins. Naked as a robin appears in writing in the mid-19th century, while naked as a jaybird is first recorded in wartime America. The only plausible, yet undocumented, reason that a simile about nakedness might refer to these birds is the fact that bluejays and robins, when they first hatch, look quite naked, even though they do have a small amount of down on them. Like bluejays, this "robin" is an American thrush and is unrelated to the European robin. For some reason, it was fashionable in the 14th century to give personal names to birds. Thus we have the robin, the martin, the jay and the magpie (i.e. Margaret-pie). It is interesting to note that the name jay here is probably also the same as in jaywalking. These words come from the proper name Jay, which was considered a common enough name in Britain that it came to be used to refer to provincial folk in general. In the U.S. it referred to unsophisticated rural people, and jaywalking was something those country folk did when they got to the city because they weren't accustomed to dealing with traffic back home. Jaywalk is peculiarly American and dates from the early part of the 20th century. Oh, and by the way, Jay as a name comes ultimately from Latin Gaius.
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SnoozeControl wrote: Aaah, I see it now! She's facing front with her arms over her head, he's behind her, gently cupping her breasts.SEX SEX SEX thats all you ever think about, you floozy!!

Cant you see the big pair of ears??:-2
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SnoozeControl wrote: Aaah, I see it now! She's facing front with her arms over her head, he's behind her, gently cupping her breasts.


Yees a person with a dirty mind might see that but a child would see 9 dolphins........
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SnoozeControl wrote: Get outta here!


Here it is........ A red dot on all 9

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I guess you see what you know..............
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looks like a crab to me with its claws drawn into its body.
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A man holding a woman! :)
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man i had to stare at that for a while to see the dolphins.

all i could see was Cheeks and Galbally "getting busy"


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Dolphins.

And something else.
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As I spotted the rudeness before the jar, what does that say about me?


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Uncle Kram wrote: As I spotted the rudeness before the jar, what does that say about me?


Hopefully that your normal.

Cause I did too.

Only I wouldnt call it rude.
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Something about the face did make me think of Richard M. Nixon though. Do I need to go and have a lie down?


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K.Snyder wrote: Hopefully that your normal.

Cause I did too.

Only I wouldnt call it rude.


I wouldn't either but you know how polite us Limeys are


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:yh_rotfl I don't need to take a test - I know that I have a filthy mind! What do you want, my man has been gone since JUNE!
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Uncle Kram wrote: I wouldn't either but you know how polite us Limeys are


Whats a Limey?
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K.Snyder wrote: Whats a Limey?


A Limey is an Englishman (or Brit I guess). Think its origins are something to do with limes being used on British ships to prevent scurvy. Thought thats what Americans called us like the Aussies calling us Pommies


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Uncle Kram wrote: A Limey is an Englishman (or Brit I guess). Think its origins are something to do with limes being used on British ships to prevent scurvy. Thought thats what Americans called us like the Aussies calling us Pommies


I figured as much. Just wanted to make sure.

As far as Americans refering to the British as Limeys, its the first I have heard it. I refer to the British as "Brits" or simply the "British", but then again I was raised to be respectful and classy.
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Noted


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I see yummie-ness
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SnoozeControl wrote: I'm still not seeing the dolphins in this, and I've been staring at it since December.:o




:wah: Me too!
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SnoozeControl wrote: Aaah, I see it now! She's facing front with her arms over her head, he's behind her, gently cupping her breasts.


I can't exactly see that the person behind is a he.... do you think I've a

"dirty mind"? *I* thought I was *so* pure!!!
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Post by jaggedlittlegirl »

Dolphins? :thinking: Maybe I need to look harder, my mind can't be THAT dirty can it??! :sneaky:
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SnoozeControl wrote: Its another red x... but I could make something up.

I see Galbally naked as a jaybird (where did that expression come from, anyway?) walking along a dark, lonely road in the wilds of Ireland, being picked up by a fresh faced young lass in a VW bug. Unknown to him, the lovely young woman is actually a man. (You can usually tell by the hands, you know.) Long story short, our Galbally bails out after stealing some fags from said fresh faced lass. Its a sordid story, but one that might save lives.:-2


For once, I am almost speechless. Thats a beautiful thought snooze, though given our climate, I would probably at least have a rain-jacket handy. Maybe that spoils the image? I've already been put off me tea, I know that much.

If its any use, I picture you as a rebellious but beutiful woman of Rome, trapped in a loveless marraige with a faithless Centurion. However, you slip out during the warm mediterrainian summer night and ride your white charger down to Capri, where you make frantic love to a one-eyed gladiator called Orgasimius Nobilius in a pool rimmed with gold, and tiled in Italian marble. He convinces you that you can both Rule the Empire together forever, but you must somehow perseude your no good husband to assasinate the Emperor, Nomadius. Take it from there.

I tell you one thing, your doing better than me, I'm freezin me arse off in frickin Ireland in the rain, i've lost me jacket, the cops are out looking for a naked pervert, meanwhile I'm trying to avoid the attentions of a transvestite in a volkswagen, and to top it all, I've run out of fags. I want a new fantasy please, this sucks.
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I cheated and looked at the pic with the red dots. Are those erogenous zones? :-2



Actually, I'm kinda envious of a couple of those dolphins. :sneaky:
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