Hi I'm Elf

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:30 pm

lady cop wrote:

Krampus, a terrifying companion to St Nicholas, is seen in an age-old Austrian procession to mark the start of Advent.....HEY FAR! YOU CAN BE KRAMPUS!!

A charming fellow

santa · Post by **santa** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:45 pm

Elf, get back to work!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:50 pm

santa wrote: Elf, get back to work!elf is a red herring. i recognized your style in alleged elf post this morning santy. *busted*

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:01 pm

lady cop wrote: elf is a red herring. i recognized your style in alleged elf post this morning santy. *busted*

so who is Santy then??????????????

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:05 pm

minks wrote: so who is Santy then??????????????

i haven't decided yet. but elf is just a distraction designed to take the heat off santy.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:07 pm

lady cop wrote:

i haven't decided yet. but elf is just a distraction designed to take the heat off santy.

*rubs chin* Veryyyy interesting.....

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:52 pm

I always take the heat..................

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:53 pm

ELF wrote: I always take the heat..................

awww ELF we love you as much as Santa hmmm that would be the same as saying we love Far hmmmm let me re think this

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:22 pm

minks wrote: awww ELF we love you as much as Santa hmmm that would be the same as saying we love Far hmmmm let me re think this

It's ok Minks you can love Santa, Elf and Far all at the same time.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:01 pm

Far Rider wrote: Dont blame me now LC I had nothin to do with this!:-5

Oh puleeze ! Where theres trouble your not far your near...get it ?

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:50 pm

Hi Mr. Grinch.......................nice to see you on my thread! Wanna help me clean out the reindeer poo, so I don't have to work so hard?

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:52 pm

Have to catch me first..................:p

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:22 am

While Grinch is laughing so hard, while the Grinch is not looking Elf kicks him hard in the rear portion of his slimy green body so he bangs his head on the yule tide tree................

A little Christmas cheer, Mr. Grinch........................

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:52 am

Through deductive reasoning and bold Nomad powers I now know the true identity of Elf. Elf also is a woman. That is all I will say at this time.

ELF · Post by **ELF** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:14 am

That's Mr. Elf to you........................:p

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:21 am

Nomad wrote: Through deductive reasoning and bold Nomad powers I now know the true identity of Elf. Elf also is a woman. That is all I will say at this time.

of co;urse elves cam be either gender. Not so sure that was so profound a statement there Nom.

Astra · Post by **Astra** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 11:14 am

Hallo elf..I thought I just saw you in the pub...not drunk on the job are you??;)