Ask Nomad anything!

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:14 pm

When have you ever betrayed a friend?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:21 am

Alfred wrote: its my last week of school.

should i be happy or sad?

Life moves, tuck your memories away someplace safe and buckle up for the next ride.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:23 am

Jives wrote: Weigh the good things you have done with your life against the bad things. Which side is winning?

The good side...no question.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:24 am

Jives wrote: Name the most traumatic event in your life when you were younger.
My mother tried to kill the both of us.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:38 am

Jives wrote: What are your opinions on teen sex? Is it OK for 15 year olds? Should schools distribute condoms? Should a relationship between an 18 year-old and a 16 year-old be considered statutory rape?
Teen sex is inevitable. The best we can strive for is to teach our children well. If I had children it would be of the highest priority to educate them on the consequences of unprotected sex and the benefits of abstinence. I dont condone it as I think teenagers dont make good parents, however it happens so talk talk talk. Should an 18 yr old be charged with rape against a 16 yr old ? My gut tells me if its an involved relationship, rape is much too harsh a penalty, but for the sake of standards an 18 yr old should be off limits. It would be in my home. Even though its only two yrs the differences are beginning to be great. In this state its not rape. If its not consensual its always rape.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:40 am

Jives wrote: What is the most creative thing you have ever done or made?

I write, my writing.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 3:42 am

Jives wrote: When have you ever betrayed a friend?

Ive betrayed myself more times than I can count. This is what comes to mind.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:05 pm

Nomad, what will the world be like in the year 2222?

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:08 pm

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:15 pm

Valerie100 wrote: Nomad, what will the world be like in the year 2222?

It will be filled with 16 more years of Canadian Poppycock !

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:16 pm

why??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:38 pm

Because its poopycock. Thats why. It just is.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:45 pm

Hi Nomad!! Have you missed me??? :-4

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:49 pm

Yes cuddles I have, very much. Theres just sumthin about ya, cant help myself.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:52 pm

Nomad wrote: Yes cuddles I have, very much. Theres just sumthin about ya, cant help myself.
I know. I grow on people. Like moss on a tree. Or fungus, maybe.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:55 pm

or something...you should bottle you

Im out...dont be so scarce baby, hope you had a not so horrible day

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:59 pm

Nomad wrote: or something...you should bottle you

Im out...dont be so scarce baby, hope you had a not so horrible day

That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. Thanks, Puddles!

Actually, today was not too awful! The afternoon at my mother's was pretty fun and we got some more details for the wedding hammered out and laughed our asses off for most of the day. How was your holiday?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:12 pm

BabyRider wrote: I know. I grow on people. Like moss on a tree. Or fungus, maybe.You mean only on the north side? :-2

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:29 pm

Nomad, That was real nice of you to offer Theia a place to stay... You the man.. !!

She need to get the heck out of Iowa, Idaho, Ohio or where ever the heck she is >>>!! :-2

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:44 am

can i ask you anything?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:28 am

BabyRider wrote: That's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. Thanks, Puddles!

Actually, today was not too awful! The afternoon at my mother's was pretty fun and we got some more details for the wedding hammered out and laughed our asses off for most of the day. How was your holiday?

Im glad to hear it wasnt awful. Ours was nice, my dad built a house up in the middle of nowhere and we saw it for the 1st time. He literally built it himself. Framing, electric, plumbing, cabinets...everything ! What he didnt know how to do he would get a book and learn. Its a log cabin type house with a loft, Im amazed. I can barely tie my shoelaces without falling over.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:30 am

Accountable wrote: You mean only on the north side? :-2
Babyrider grows North South East and West shes like a fungi gone wild.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:32 am

Dear Nomad, I have a question what is better, the Aston Martin DB9 Vantage or the Porche 911 Turbo? Also is Tierry Henry a better goalscorer than Ruud Van Nistelroy? Finally what is better the Big Mac or the Quarter Pounder?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:34 am

CARLA wrote: Nomad, That was real nice of you to offer Theia a place to stay... You the man.. !!

She need to get the heck out of Iowa, Idaho, Ohio or where ever the heck she is >>>!! :-2

I hope she accepts the offer. Im ready to go. My wife & I would love to have her and show her around.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:39 am

Galbally wrote: Dear Nomad, I have a question what is better, the Aston Martin DB9 Vantage or the Porche 911 Turbo? Also is Tierry Henry a better goalscorer than Ruud Van Nistelroy? Finally what is better the Big Mac or the Quarter Pounder?

Galbally Im afraid I have to claim ignorance (everyone should be accustomed to that by now

) I just dont know the difference between the cars sorry. Also dont know **soccer players** Its still not a big sport here. Im a football guy **the real football** The Big Mac & Quarter Pounder are gelatinous masses of unknown identity, hell they dont even know whats in it ! Stay away from that stuff its bad for you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:41 am

Alfred wrote: can i ask you anything?
Sure Alfred. Ill do my best. Id prefer to stay away from the alien questions as much of it is still Top Secret. Other than that its a go.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:44 am

Nomad wrote: Galbally Im afraid I have to claim ignorance (everyone should be accustomed to that by now

) I just dont know the difference between the cars sorry. Also dont know **soccer players** Its still not a big sport here. Im a football guy **the real football** The Big Mac & Quarter Pounder are gelatinous masses of unknown identity, hell they dont even know whats in it ! Stay away from that stuff its bad for you.

Damn, I really needed those answers for my next job interview.

There is only one football, all the rest are hand/foot/leg/arm/helmet ball games, I will brook no argument on this one.

I know they are bad for you, but still.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:03 am

Galbally wrote: Damn, I really needed those answers for my next job interview.

There is only one football, all the rest are hand/foot/leg/arm/helmet ball games, I will brook no argument on this one.

I know they are bad for you, but still.

Minnesota Vikings

<---real football

Scrapping, fighting, bone breaking football !!!

If you want to eat crap at least eat the good crap....try a Wendys chiliburger after a night out with Jim Beam.

Valerie100 · Post by **Valerie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:10 pm

Nomad, what is the meaning of it all? I'm counting on your years of experience for some wisdom here.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:18 pm

CARLA wrote: Nomad, That was real nice of you to offer Theia a place to stay... You the man.. !!

She need to get the heck out of Iowa, Idaho, Ohio or where ever the heck she is >>>!! :-2
She's in nebraska

whats wrong with Iowa???????

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:05 pm

have you ever tried sneezing with your eyes open?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:32 pm

Nomad,

If a person wears their snow boots on the wrong feet for the day, what will happen besides really neat tracks in the snow?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:29 pm

At what age is it no longer socially acceptable to look upward and spin around while chanting "lellerllellerllellerllellerlleller"?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:14 am

Valerie100 wrote: Nomad, what is the meaning of it all? I'm counting on your years of experience for some wisdom here.

Are we talking about the slinky here ? If we are the meaning is simple. Its a long extendable spring meant to walk down the stairs. Its good for children ages 4 and up and some adults.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:16 am

Alfred wrote: have you ever tried sneezing with your eyes open?

Interesting Alfred. No. I do occasionally lift my left leg when I see a fire hydrant though. If there were an Ask Alfred thread Id come see you about that.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:20 am

Lil~Basco wrote: Nomad,

If a person wears their snow boots on the wrong feet for the day, what will happen besides really neat tracks in the snow?
There will be numerous calls made to 911 claiming Bigfoot is in town for the holidays. Then several men in plaid will be admitted to the hospital for gunshot wounds to the foot and a few people will be enjoying squirrel for dinner.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 4:22 am

Accountable wrote: At what age is it no longer socially acceptable to look upward and spin around while chanting "lellerllellerllellerllellerlleller"?

In public..6 yrs old

In private..its a free for all, anything goes. (shut the blinds, trust me on this one):wah:

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:16 pm

Nomad wrote: Interesting Alfred. No. I do occasionally lift my left leg when I see a fire hydrant though. If there were an Ask Alfred thread Id come see you about that.

i'm afraid the wisdom required for such threads only seem to come with age and experience.

possibly a drink of something alcoholic too.

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:38 pm

Dear Nomad...

Why is it that everytime I see Sojourners bouncing green AV my head starts moving like a bobblehead?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:46 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Dear Nomad...

Why is it that everytime I see Sojourners bouncing green AV my head starts moving like a bobblehead?

Its the pee pee dance. Very contagious. Outstanding question by the way. I hope we've all learned something here today.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:59 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: You too? bwaaaa haaaa haaaaa!!:wah:

My Dear Snoozie, movement is very good for you as you found last week.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:10 pm

Nomad wrote: Its the pee pee dance. Very contagious. Outstanding question by the way. I hope we've all learned something here today.

You outed me!

I thought I could hide it. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr. Nomad Motor-Mouth, you had to tell all.................

Be afraid Nomad, Be Verrrrrrrrrrry Afraid

Cause pay back can be

funnier than hell....................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:20 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: Dear Nomad...

Why is it that everytime I see Sojourners bouncing green AV my head starts moving like a bobblehead?

Could you demonstrate the affliction? I think this is worth a closer look see.......

I'm sure when Nomad makes a more scrutinizing examination of your problem, he will "Poise" an answer to you that you can "Depend" on...............

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 6:57 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: Could you demonstrate the affliction? I think this is worth a closer look see.......

I'm sure when Nomad makes a more scrutinizing examination of your problem, he will "Poise" an answer to you that you can "Depend" on...............

:yh_laugh :yh_clap Great comeback!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:06 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: :yh_laugh :yh_clap Great comeback!
curstesies with smug self-satifsfied smile on my face...........

My work is done.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:07 pm

Whats going on here ? What does all of this mean ?

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:12 pm

Nomad wrote: Whats going on here ? What does all of this mean ?
LOL