Constipated in Utah

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:49 am

oh shite.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:54 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Waaaaaay too much info. Sorry about that.

I'm looking forward to calling in sick today and telling my boss about this.

I'd love to hear what his repsonse is to that!! :p

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:56 am

chrisb84uk wrote: I'd love to hear what his repsonse is to that!! :p

OPEN WIDE

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:57 am

OMG!!!!!!! Milk of Magnesia, god I remember having the misfortune of taking that stuff before. YUK!! :yh_sick

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:01 am

chrisb84uk wrote: OMG!!!!!!! Milk of Magnesia, god I remember having the misfortune of taking that stuff before. YUK!! :yh_sick

----------------- :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:03 am

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:09 am

Typical how this thread gets put up just before I'm about to have lunch!!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:14 am

chrisb84uk wrote: Typical how this thread gets put up just before I'm about to have lunch!!

Something in the way you move....................

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:44 am

flopstock wrote: ah girlie! want you to know how very 'moved' i am by your plight..

i've been in similar situations before and believe me i know how hard it can be to drop a pound or two...trust me, once you get past the agony of that first quarter pound, i think you'll find things start moving at a much faster pace..

just keep a smile on those cheeks and try to remember that 'all good things must pass'..sometimes it just seems to take forever!

oh, and no pain, no gain!

you're a real 'brick' snooze!

happy monday to you....hope this helped to ease your passage through the rest of the week!:D
hahahahaha....... brick

hehehehehehe

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:49 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

:mad:Lovely! :-3

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:07 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

Drink lots of water, if you eat loads of fibre and not enough fluid then it really will be like sh*ting concrete.

And get a tummy rub.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:10 am

Awww...what a shitty situation! (Sorry, could resist :wah: )

pina · Post by **pina** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:53 am

BEETROOT

Works every time for me

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:57 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

:mad:

.....NICE...try dried apricots !....

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:16 am

try this snooze! :wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:22 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

:mad:

Pity you weren't in Pakistan watching the cricket when the gas canister exploded.....:yh_rotfl

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 11:22 am

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

I suggest you phone dyno-rod

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:12 pm

booradley wrote: I suggest you phone dyno-rod

oiy bad news Snoozy. I hate to get all technical on ya but something from the exit side would work best due to the fact the blockage is already there. Tough to break it down with remedies that generally need to be mixed with "matter" to make "matter" pass.

Ok enough on the "matter" Hope you feel better soon.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 2:48 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: It feels like someone poured concrete up my *ss.

Thank you for sharing.:rolleyes:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:15 pm

SnoozeControl wrote:

I'm feeling much better now, by the way... I thought I was going to give myself a stroke, though.Thanks for sharing! :-2

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:29 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I was sharing the news with someone in a PM this morning and she thought it would be amusing for me to post in here. Being the kind of person that doesn't mind occasionally making a fool of herself, this little gem of a thread was created for your reading pleasure.

I'm feeling much better now, by the way... I thought I was going to give myself a stroke, though.

thank god for that. Now I won't have to make a comment about you being full of *censored*:)

pantsonfire321@aol.com · Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:13 am

EPSOM SALTS- tastes nasty but works every time - just dilute with warm water and try not to heave.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:53 am

Mexican food. Lots of it! With plenty of peppers & salsa. wash it down with copious amounts of alcohol. You'll soon forget that it's supposed to be medicine. :p