I have to go through a pretty heavy application process including several essays, so I'll post that stuff as I write it. We will know in July if I make the Honorees Cut. If I get that far, I've got a real chance at going all the way.
In addition to the $25,000 I win for myself, I also get:
1. Tenure for life in any school district in America and most of the rest of the world, except Iran and Argentina. (This includes the right to tell administrators, "Buzz off, I'm a Teacher of the Year!" without worrying about getting fired.)
2. $5,000 grant for my school.
3. National Cable Television appearance to meet the President of the U.S. during a 6-day / 7-night stay at Walt Disney World. (I'm debating on whether or not to greet President Bush with, "What's Up Mr. Prez, My homeskillet!")
4. Bragging rights over every other teacher that ever lived except other "Teacher of the Year" winners.
5. The ability to apply for a personalized license plate saying "#1 Teacher".
6. The possibility of being kidnapped by any number of South American or North Korean groups.
7. and BEST OF ALL ...Justification for my incredibly huge ego!!
