I lifted this from another forum...

Bella_Boo · Post by **Bella_Boo** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:04 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: ... special thanks to jimjim, if you ever happen to see this. Its a good one.

It's not always easy choosing the right domain name...but you can't do much worse than these people. The owners are seemingly in the dark at the alternate interpretations.

These domains are all real and the marketing departments need shooting:

Firstly there is "Who Represents?" - a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

http://www.penisland.net

Here's one by a company called Solast that produce diary's called the "Weekmate".

www.solastweekmate.com

Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

i almost wee weed my pants!!!!!!!!!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:07 pm

They are hilarious!!! :wah: :wah: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:05 am

Hands up all those that clicked on this one 1st

http://www.penisland.net

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:02 am

SnoozeControl wrote: ... special thanks to jimjim, if you ever happen to see this. Its a good one.

It's not always easy choosing the right domain name...but you can't do much worse than these people. The owners are seemingly in the dark at the alternate interpretations.

These domains are all real and the marketing departments need shooting:

Firstly there is "Who Represents?" - a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

http://www.penisland.net

Here's one by a company called Solast that produce diary's called the "Weekmate".

www.solastweekmate.com

Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery:

http://www.molestationnursery.com

Oh yes, so you did:

http://wickedmoon.com/cgi-bin/forum/gfo ... =ASC;mh=25;

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:53 am

SnoozeControl wrote:

Your point? (besides the one atop your head, of course)

I just can't understand why one who holds such feelings of contempt for a particular forum should not only continue to make regular visits to the place, but also quote posts from there?

The human mind does seem to work in mysterious ways.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:55 am

If you truly did "lift" this then your a common criminal and the only way to make ammends is to return it at once and apologize. Then send me some snickers bars, I guess that would make everything ok then.

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:02 am

Can I have some as well then?

Or maybe a crunchie or something.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:11 am

*rolls eyes* Yes Sherry you can have a crunchie. The point here is that snooze is a kleptomaniac and she needs help. And the snickers well thats part of a bigger plan that you probably wouldnt understand, its very complicated.

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:16 am

No, I don't want a crunchie now.

You've ruined it with your eye rolling.

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:17 am

Opps double post.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:22 am

sherry wrote: No, I don't want a crunchie now.

You've ruined it with your eye rolling.

Sherry I dont appreciate it when you make me spit my coffee onto my puter screen

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:28 am

*lol* serves you right!

*stickes tongue out*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:50 am

sherry wrote: *lol* serves you right!

*stickes tongue out*

Why do I find that mildly arousing ?

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:51 am

because you're male?

sherry · Post by **sherry** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:28 am

Nomad wrote: Why do I find that mildly arousing ?

*puts tongue in sharpish*

:-3 .

:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:44 am

Part of the sickness is denial snooze....your supposed to deny it so I can deprogram you then tutor you back as a healthy functioning citizen.