Things you're not going to hear people say

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:20 pm

What!!! You put the toilet seat lid down again.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:38 pm

I wish this TV program had more commercials.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:42 pm

May I have some more haggis please.:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm

yes I will walk up to the TV and press the button I don't mind that the remote is missing (male)

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm

Lon wrote: May I have some more haggis please.:wah:

and liver

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:47 pm

officer, can you tighten these cuffs up a little????

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:48 pm

lady cop wrote: officer, can you tighten these cuffs up a little????

oh really?? ahahahahahahahahahaha ooo ok no you would never hear that right

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:51 pm

I really like the green dress better. It helps to highlight your eyes and goes so well with your tan, and yes wear the pearls.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:53 pm

of course you can have the credit card honey ahahahaha

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:57 pm

" I swear, I only had 15 beers tonight"

(as opposed to two)

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:26 pm

ohhh you poor couple that is the ugliest baby in the solar system.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:30 pm

"Oh, no, you must get in front of me in the fast lane....I insist."

(Man to woman) "Sweetheart, can't we rent "The English Patient" instead?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:03 pm

The "Watchtower"? Yes, I would like a subscription.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:22 am

I don't mind waiting here a little longer with my legs crossed if you'd like to join the mile-high club

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:58 am

(man to woman) "YES!!! Your ass looks HUGE in those pants, sweetheart!"

Funeral arrangements for the husband will be announced shortly

Beagle · Post by **Beagle** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:55 am

(man to woman) "I hate the birthday present you bought me - what were you thinking?"

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:52 pm

Let's turn out the lights and play tag in the dark.

(weeeeeeeel I suppose .......nah):D

weber · Post by **weber** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:12 pm

(Clancy) Oh Scotland, that's a terrible place to live.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:14 pm

an audit did you say? can't wait. you just made my day!