Another Joke Du Jour

[kumininexile]

A woman enters a brain boutique and tells the salesclerk she wants the best brain money can buy.

The salesman shows her an Italian brain, which sells for $150.00

Next he shows her a Chinese brain, which costs $175.00

Then he shows her a Mexican brain, which retails for $185.00

Finally, he shows her an American brain, which goes for a whopping $500.00

The woman asks the salesman why the American brain is so much more expensive than the others, and he explains, "It's never been used."