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Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are...



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)







First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?















Answer:If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?



You're not very good at this, are you?



Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.

Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?



Scroll down for answer.....

















Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

....Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

















Did you Answer Nunu?

NO!Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:



A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?































He just has to open his mouth and ask...

It's really very simple... Like you!
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1 out of 5, the 4th one right. S'pose you think you're clever!!!:D
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OpenMind wrote: 1 out of 5, the 4th one right. S'pose you think you're clever!!!:D
I got frustrated, picked up my toys and went home hah !
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�

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OpenMind wrote: 1 out of 5, the 4th one right. S'pose you think you're clever!!!:D


........and what percentage is that OM? ! ? !
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20% (without stopping to think):)
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OpenMind wrote: 20% (without stopping to think):)


Woo! Woooooooooo!



Mensa material............... LOL
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Hahaha. Now I know you're nuts. :D In a nice way though.:p
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I got the fourth one right too:D
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Failed miserably.....
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Well if I do the third one on paper I get it right but every time I do it in my head I still get it wrong:confused:



I have to give these ?s to my BF he's an engineer and thinks really differently so it will be interesting to see how he goes:)
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orangesox1 wrote: Well if I do the third one on paper I get it right but every time I do it in my head I still get it wrong:confused:



I have to give these ?s to my BF he's an engineer and thinks really differently so it will be interesting to see how he goes:)


I sussed it on the third attempt in my head. Adding ten to 4090 does not add up to 5000. And I'm supposed to be good with numbers.:thinking:
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OpenMind wrote: Hahaha. Now I know you're nuts. :D In a nice way though.:p


It's so nice to be acknowledged.
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orangesox1 wrote: I got the fourth one right too:D


BRAGGART

I was truly humbled by this test. I got none of them correct!
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SOJOURNER wrote: It's so nice to be acknowledged.


You are very welcome. Clever coming up with the test.:yh_worshp
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OpenMind wrote: I sussed it on the third attempt in my head. Adding ten to 4090 does not add up to 5000. And I'm supposed to be good with numbers.:thinking:


Wow yeh, now I get it. ;)
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Oh dear - I got all of them right :o
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Annie Mouse wrote: Oh dear - I got all of them right :o


Then I now rename you ..............



MENSA MOUSE



Let's hear some cudo's for a real champion.
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SOJOURNER wrote: Then I now rename you ..............





MENSA MOUSE





Let's hear some cudo's for a real champion.


:yh_worshp :yh_clap :yh_clap bow
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I think I'll shut up now :o
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