A five pointer, no less!!
Man kills deer in bedroom
Man kills deer in bedroom
How very sad.
Man kills deer in bedroom
my uncle has trouble finding one every season...he must be looking in the wrong places!
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Man kills deer in bedroom
The man must have ate his Wheatie's that day to be able to strong arm a buck like he did and snap his neck.
Man kills deer in bedroom
WhileI don't doubt the story, I do doubt that the man broke the deer's neck. Most likely, the deer became so stressed it died from shock and heart failure. Deer are very prone to that sort of thing when pushed too hard. It is very difficult to break a human neck with bare hands and a deer's neck is much stronger than a humans.
Pretty cool story either way, though!
Pretty cool story either way, though!
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Yep, it was a cool story and I don't doubt the validity of it. With blood all over the room, I'd say the deer bled out more so than suffering a broken neck.
Man kills deer in bedroom
:yh_cry
sorry but l can't help feeling reallly sorry for the poor deer and the terror it must have felt. At least we understand the situation, the poor thing must have been as confused as hell.
Though l do understand it was a scary situation and dangerous for the family living in the house..
sorry but l can't help feeling reallly sorry for the poor deer and the terror it must have felt. At least we understand the situation, the poor thing must have been as confused as hell.
Though l do understand it was a scary situation and dangerous for the family living in the house..
take a bite out of life it's there to be tasted!!
Man kills deer in bedroom
BabyRider wrote: WhileI don't doubt the story, I do doubt that the man broke the deer's neck. Most likely, the deer became so stressed it died from shock and heart failure. Deer are very prone to that sort of thing when pushed too hard. It is very difficult to break a human neck with bare hands and a deer's neck is much stronger than a humans.
Pretty cool story either way, though!
Wondered about that, myself.
Wait a minute, BR, I'll pm you.
Don't want to offend a really sweet sensitive person (or persons!)
here...
Pretty cool story either way, though!
Wondered about that, myself.
Wait a minute, BR, I'll pm you.
Don't want to offend a really sweet sensitive person (or persons!)
here...
Man kills deer in bedroom
Good lord, how strange. A bedroom-based life and death struggle between man and deer, blood spattered on the walls, and now he wants to eat it? I don't even think the Romans thought of that one. Does remind me of the time I was assaulted by a gang of teenage deliquent sheep in Co. Wicklow though, don't laugh, I still have nightmares.
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Man kills deer in bedroom
Well thats one way to go deer hunting.
Man kills deer in bedroom
Its that time of year, the deer are active and Im starting to see them splattered all over the roads. I saw a photo on the wall at a customers, a Dodge Ram hit a deer and it must have jumped because it came through the windshield. The pic was of the deer inside the truck with its head on the drivers seat and its intestines on the floor. Can you imagine ? The guys driving along, hits the deer and the deers head ends up on his lap and drops his innards inside the truck probably from the broken glass. Until he could stop and get out of the truck he had to endure it. If you live where theres deer keep your eyes open because they can do some damage or worse cause you to swerve off the road. Its usually better to just hit the deer, thats what insurance is for.
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Man kills deer in bedroom
valerie wrote: Wondered about that, myself.
Wait a minute, BR, I'll pm you.
Don't want to offend a really sweet sensitive person (or persons!)
here... _______
Wait a minute, BR, I'll pm you.
Don't want to offend a really sweet sensitive person (or persons!)
here... _______
Man kills deer in bedroom
SnoozeControl wrote: Oh no, he's just a baby!
Aw geeze, any deer with horns is NOT a baby!! He's just young. Probably tender, too. Yum!
Aw geeze, any deer with horns is NOT a baby!! He's just young. Probably tender, too. Yum!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
Man kills deer in bedroom
Fascinating, are there any other animals likey to break and enter private dwellings in this manner? From the way the story was writtrn it appears that such occurrences are common, though maybe not the "clash of the titans" style match between those most ancient of battle-foes, (erh man and deer), that followed the deer's obviously criminal home invasion. Also, If this had happened in Texas is it likely that the deer would have been executed?
I've never been in hand-to-hand combat with a deer, so I don't know, but do you think killing the deer would have been the only option? Are they too strong or too dangerous to be able to contain. Do they often attack humans or even kill them? I've never heard of such things, but if they do please enlighten us all, on this deer menace stalking our forests. Perhaps the Japs could teach us a martial art by which we could humanely restrain the animal until such time as it could be let go and be free to be killed properly with a 9mm at close range?
I've never been in hand-to-hand combat with a deer, so I don't know, but do you think killing the deer would have been the only option? Are they too strong or too dangerous to be able to contain. Do they often attack humans or even kill them? I've never heard of such things, but if they do please enlighten us all, on this deer menace stalking our forests. Perhaps the Japs could teach us a martial art by which we could humanely restrain the animal until such time as it could be let go and be free to be killed properly with a 9mm at close range?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Man kills deer in bedroom
SnoozeControl wrote: LMAO, I love your amazing animal scenarios. The juvenile delinquent sheep story was very good.
What do you do for a living, anyway?
Thank you, i do my best, well if I was given my way, I'd probably be a deliquent sheep exterminator, or at least a badger culler, but I will have to settle for the time being with being a scientist, a chemist actually, (not pharmacist now). So, as the saying goes, what do you do?
What do you do for a living, anyway?
Thank you, i do my best, well if I was given my way, I'd probably be a deliquent sheep exterminator, or at least a badger culler, but I will have to settle for the time being with being a scientist, a chemist actually, (not pharmacist now). So, as the saying goes, what do you do?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Man kills deer in bedroom
SnoozeControl wrote: You might consider writing as a hobby, if you already don't. You're sort of reminiscent of Terry Pratchett.
I'm your typical war monger. I'm a "workload manager" on a military base.
Quite perceptive, I did actually work as a writer and eventually editor for a science publishing compay, though absurdist humour is not much called for in that job, though we did slip the odd non sequiter comment in, just to freak people out, scientists are so literal you know. As for Pratchett well thank you, he makes a lot of money, so I will take that as a nice compliment. I think he just exemplifies a type of humour that we have over here, I try not to analyse these things as it takes too much time and frankly I would get hungry if I missed my tea.
I come from a long line of "war mongers" myself, though they all seemed to survive the most gruesome of battles so perhaps my family are a bunch of inveterate cowards, though I prefer to think of them more as warrior-poets, not snivelling wretches. I quite fanced the idea of being an officer in the infantry when I was younger to keep up the famly tradtion, unfortunatly it turns out that I have a medical problem, I'm allergic to bullets. Though I could still probably get into the Italian army, as they seem to be more interested in chatting up the locals as opposed to actually fighting anyone.
Anyway, what was this thread about again? Oh yeah the more serious issue of deer/human violence. Any aussies on this forum have a fistfight with a kangaroo? Just wondering?
I'm your typical war monger. I'm a "workload manager" on a military base.
Quite perceptive, I did actually work as a writer and eventually editor for a science publishing compay, though absurdist humour is not much called for in that job, though we did slip the odd non sequiter comment in, just to freak people out, scientists are so literal you know. As for Pratchett well thank you, he makes a lot of money, so I will take that as a nice compliment. I think he just exemplifies a type of humour that we have over here, I try not to analyse these things as it takes too much time and frankly I would get hungry if I missed my tea.
I come from a long line of "war mongers" myself, though they all seemed to survive the most gruesome of battles so perhaps my family are a bunch of inveterate cowards, though I prefer to think of them more as warrior-poets, not snivelling wretches. I quite fanced the idea of being an officer in the infantry when I was younger to keep up the famly tradtion, unfortunatly it turns out that I have a medical problem, I'm allergic to bullets. Though I could still probably get into the Italian army, as they seem to be more interested in chatting up the locals as opposed to actually fighting anyone.
Anyway, what was this thread about again? Oh yeah the more serious issue of deer/human violence. Any aussies on this forum have a fistfight with a kangaroo? Just wondering?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Man kills deer in bedroom
BabyRider wrote: WhileI don't doubt the story, I do doubt that the man broke the deer's neck. Most likely, the deer became so stressed it died from shock and heart failure. Deer are very prone to that sort of thing when pushed too hard. It is very difficult to break a human neck with bare hands and a deer's neck is much stronger than a humans.
Pretty cool story either way, though!
It could have work both ways, the man could have had a heart attack also, being pushed too hard, & overly stressed! :-2 I'm sure his heart was pumpin mighty fast all through that episode!
Pretty cool story either way, though!
It could have work both ways, the man could have had a heart attack also, being pushed too hard, & overly stressed! :-2 I'm sure his heart was pumpin mighty fast all through that episode!
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