Howdydooo

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:12 am

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," Charlie retorted. "Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

HOWDY ! This place looks like fun. I'm trying to figure everything out(it's a bit confusing) I'm from USA and just thought I'd say hi!

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:00 am

Howdy StupidCT's

Welcome to the garden...........

Cowpoke Political correctness

I think the political correctness is getting ridiculous. Today I overheard a little boy say he was going to go play a game of Cattle Management Specialists and Native Americans.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:09 am

Hi Stu Welcome to FG, pleased to meet you x

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:12 am

Hey Stu, I wondered when you were going to get around to saying hello. Welcome to FG, hope you enjoy yourself! :yh_peace

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:33 am

Hi, Stu. Nice introduction. I take that as a warning then not to sit next to you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:40 pm

Easy with that rope there cowboy. Ive always wanted to brand a cows ass. Actually Id like to brand a few asses here but apparently theres some stupid "forum rules" about that. Anyhoo welcome and minks has poo on her boots so you might have that in common with her.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:57 pm

Hello Stu and welcome:)

orangesox1 · Post by **orangesox1** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:15 pm

Nomad wrote: Easy with that rope there cowboy. Ive always wanted to brand a cows ass. Actually Id like to brand a few asses here but apparently theres some stupid "forum rules" about that. Anyhoo welcome and minks has poo on her boots so you might have that in common with her.

You said Poo:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Minks hasn't got poo on her boots, someone else has:D

Welcome stu, I'm sure you'll have lots of fun here;)

pennyforyourthoughts · Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:36 am

orangesox1 wrote: You said Poo:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Minks hasn't got poo on her boots, someone else has:D

Yeah, I Have

Great intro Stu, welcome to the Garden. (Watch out for the poo though)

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:50 pm

:-4 Thanks everyone for the greetings, sorry I didn't get back sooner but I was having a problem with pay-pal:mad:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:13 pm

Welcome Stu, enjoy your stay here in our Garden!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 7:33 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Were you doing a little shopping on ebay?
No, I was trying to sign on for membership here.

when you use a master charge do you still have to give all your bank info? In the past when I have used it I didn't.

and then I screwed the password up changing it.

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:49 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I don't remember, I went ahead and got "verified" just to shut them the hell up about it. You want me to pay for you and you can pay me back?
erm....you know what they say about paybacks don't ya?

lol

I will PM you.......

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:46 am

Ewww, Stu Poo, this is horrible.

Greetings Stu, watch the poo we try and keep the flinging to a minimum. Enjoy your stay.

booradley · Post by **booradley** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:11 pm

minks wrote: Ewww, Stu Poo, this is horrible.

Greetings Stu, watch the poo we try and keep the flinging to a minimum. Enjoy your stay.

lol @ your sig

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:24 pm

booradley wrote: lol @ your sig

Did you wear a can of ham for Halloween Booradley?

I saw the movie "Capote" (which was very good) and I'm not going to tell you what I learned. (I don't want to spoil it for you) If you do happen to see the movie you will know what I'm talking about. btw, hello